KungFuChess

KungFuChess is a real time chess variant.

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Introducing KungFuChess! A real time chess variant where the pieces can all move at once, but must recharge.
Play at: https://t.co/dRMufXD9Yi

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Anarchist Chess -
https://t.co/jytzmcsu3Z

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Updated the server to fix various typo and show a "match score" against opponents.

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Valuable lessons I've learned from chess:
- how to think strategically long term
- to always plan carefully before you act
- that when you really get down to it a horse and a priest are basically worth the same

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In chess, much like in life, if you are going to trade your wife for a horse, you had BETTER BE SURE that you calculated all the contingencies perfectly before you proceed.

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I would say that the biggest problem I have in chess is that I keep playing bad moves and losing.

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The rule I hate most in chess is that you can't move into check, etc. Says who?

If I want to make a stupid ass move and lose immediately, that's my right as an American!!

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server updates:
- AI updates, long capture, long move, and "no move penalty" (to prevent gridlock), pawn structure bonuses
- added "berserk" mode where AI moves faster than you (VERY hard on lightning)
- corrected difficulties to not all be the same
- fixed replay games

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@theredstarts1 oh no!!

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Magnus Carlsen has now lost back to back games against to Rameshbabu Praggnanandhaa (age 17) Nodirbek Abdusattorov (age 18).

If these two are the future of chess we may enter a golden age of chess "champions whose names white people can't pronounce". Very exciting stuff.

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Chess players are like "my bishop pair can do a forced mate in two moves" and it's just like "uh hello......FBI??"

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I would also like to sue Magnus Carsen for $400 million dollars, he has caused me great damages by NOT playing my game!!

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The Rise of the Pawns -
https://t.co/DnM2e0SYTA

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I asked the wise man at the top of the mountain how to improve my chess and this is what he said: "study hard".

And I was like "eh..........I think i'll just play speed chess online."

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@E_L_090 no offense to that kid but i'm just built different

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not to brag, but I honestly think I could beat any chess computer in a fist fight.

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Hans Niemann should retire from chess to play Kung Fu Chess! No one will accuse him of cheating because Stockfish sucks at this game (it doesn't even know the rules!)

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Theology question: could Jesus Christ beat Magnus Carlsen in a game of chess? Also! Could he beat the crap out of a bear? like if he had to

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Pawns are soul of chess? whoever said that was an idiot. The queen is like, at least twice as powerful as any pawn.

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In chess, much like in life, I don't care for when two bishops team up to defeat me.

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Making love is a lot like a game of chess. You should go by the book for the beginning, be creative and surprising in the middle, and close with the ruthless precision of a machine.