Kung Fu Chode

Master of KUNG-FU, KARATE, JIU-JITSU, and all kinds of other sh*t you ain't never heard of!

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This about sums up being a Bears fan.

#CHIvsCIN
#DaBears

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@grahamformaine This is a joke, right, that you’re running?

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@jacobsoboroff Only in California: “iT hAs a sIgNaTuRe sO iT mUsT bE cOuNtEd.”

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For all you fuktard liberals criticizing republicans for saying California elections are rigged, just remember that you were first to cry about rigged elections in 2016, and then again in 2024.

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Let me guess, now that Nithya Noodles has jumped Pratt, they’ll call the race.

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@katieporterca Who you gonna scream at or throw mashed taters on after tonight?

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@Ilhan “Happy Pride Month! To celebrate, we’re going to throw gay people off the roofs in Somalia.”

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@ErisInTexas @KTLA AB Hernandez won’t fuq u lil bro

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@Buenobomb @Scott_Wiener Feds need to audit your grant money.

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@TomSteyer Leave it to Tom to protect the idea that boys are better than girls in sports

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@TomSteyer “Women and girls are constantly under attack from the Trans community.”

There, I fixed it for you ya.

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@TomSteyer Because you won’t build them in rich areas like Santa Barbara, Santa Clara and Marin County. You’ll just cram houses into middle and lower class neighborhoods.

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@katieporterca When you have nothing left, RACISM!

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@SteveHiltonx @XavierBecerra Steve, please campaign on auditing CalTrans. It’s ridiculous that we have the highest gas tax, which is supposed to be for road infrastructure, but the agency keeps us in a perpetual loop of roads and highways always under construction.

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@SteveHiltonx @XavierBecerra “A” on homelessness. That’s all we need to know.

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@srchilaquilles This 🤡 talking about pedos when his team’s owner looks like this:

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Yes, #Saints fans…we accept you.

#NFLDraft
#DraftDay

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With the #9 pick of the #2026NFLDraft, the Cleveland Browns select the rest of the Ohio State Buckeyes.

#DraftDay

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@Pizzabeerlover @adamcarolla How old are you, thinking fascism exists outside the Democratic Party?

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@TomSteyer California democrats:

“Get rid of billionaires!!!!”

Also California democrats:

“Tom Steyer has my vote!”

We’re living in a Bizzaro world.

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@GuntherEagleman California is going to get sued into oblivion for violating the first amendment.