Kurt

In order to lead a happy life all you need is bread... and a certified ass-kicker.

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Boris Johnson returning to No 10 x https://t.co/gVSTKlNCXd

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This should be all anyone needs to know.

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@DerrenBrown @stockton_globe Had a great time tonight. Your witchcraft is still in effect as I still can’t tell anyone anything even when I try.

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@DerrenBrown @stockton_globe Got tickets for this months ago! So excited to finally see you after being a fan for years. Heard good things about the show, see you tomorrow!

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If we can see a galaxy 50 million light years away, why can’t we see a detailed photo of an exoplanet? #horizonslive

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#horizonslive are we happy little accidents or do you think there is a purpose for life?

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@AllCharisma @embaly go with me? This lady was a poster in my wall for my uni years!

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@notcapnamerica Does he not also moan “aww Kate” at the end?

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@trevormurphy05 @SMITEGame His ult.

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@SMITEGame Every 2/3 games I crash on match start up. I have to reset each time it crashes. And the last time my team surrendered before I had a chance to log back in so I got a deserter penalty. I’m not sitting around waiting for another game to crash, please fix.

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@HMRCcustomers No I wasn’t. And I haven’t received phonecalls from the previous grants.

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@HMRCcustomers hello, I recently completed the request for the 3rd instalment of the SEISS. Just now had a phone call from somebody asking me for my UTR, birth date etc. This never happened for the first two instalments, is this new practice or a scam?

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@HMRCcustomers Thank you. In that case i was almost victim to a scam by somebody who new i made a claim. I haven’t told anyone and I only made the claim this morning.

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@HMRCcustomers I just wanted to know if phone calls check are made after the SEISS grant is applied for? I never got a call for the 1st 2 grants, just this one. Online forms on https://t.co/s92sB1sDCu say that i shouldn’t get a call, but I wanted to check with you.

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@HMRCcustomers They said they had to call me to confirm my details before the SEISS could be granted, then proceeded to ask for information I had already provided on the form. When I refused, he said that he would not be able to send the grant. This didn’t happen for the 1st 2 grants.

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https://t.co/hYzdrsDxdd

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Last two years have been good to us food wise. The KFC vegan burger gets my approval. https://t.co/jslEPAdbke

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Starting this Wednesday and only a couple of places left. Message me or the page for more info! https://t.co/Fx2CdTeBjc

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Is bingo chicken? — feeling thoughtful

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Hope everyone had a nice day with nice food. Even our dogs got to join in with the delicious grub.

Merry Christmas everybody!