KungFuMario

Sun/Fri @ 8pm CT (other days/times vary)

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

They were bombing schools, homes, and innocents. They will continue to do so. Soldiers enlist, but citizens do not. Zelinsky understands this nuance, and I genuinely hope our generations don't ever have to experience it.

War is good television.

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

Our admin assistant at the school made this in the lobby. Amazing. 🤘🎅

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

Just had two students returning guitars arguing over who was the better player, both of them claiming the other was the better.

They both suck.

JK. It was super wholesome and I have a natural impulse to ruin things.

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

I got to hand out diplomas & degrees for the first time on Friday. 🎓

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

@GrabbyLIVE You have been blessed with the gift of sight

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

Late night nature doc with big cat. 😻
#kitty #cat #family #tiger #nature #movie

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

Imagine talking shit about me, and I'm just at home petting cats in a video game.

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

If you're still making videos about creators who sent inappropriate messages via whispers, not only are you opening lanes for them to continue their career, but you're actively profiting from it.

That's also why you hate watching/creating drama vids, and why it feels gross.

👎

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

@weaf24

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HALLO?!

Okay but, should I finally do a reaction stream?

🤷‍♂️

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

Gaming communities would NEVER be this toxic! 👀 #7DaysToDie #TheFunPimps #zombie #survival #gaming #gamingcommunity #pcgaming #console #release #gamingmeme #spongebob

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

@GodDamnGundy

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

Goose vibes.

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

Someone requesting a "Don't Tread On Me" license plate at the DMV is very funny to me.

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

We should call underwear skidmarks "excremation marks."

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

Some long overdue wall coverage. Still got more, and we're running out of space!

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

Maybe I'm the only one, but wouldn't it make sense for Reynolds (foil, sheets, etc) to at least have a different color for each product?

Am I the only one constantly grabbing the wrong thing because they're all blue??

Color. Code. Everything.

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

Action movies: I have a family, and have everything to fight for, therefore I'm invincible.

Also action movies: I've lost everything, and have nothing left to lose, therefore I'm invincible.

[KungFuMario @KungFuMarioTV]

According to the rules update, I can now do a topless stream. 🤘 I'm not saying I will, but I'm definitely not saying I won't.