MADARAKA

order from chaos,choose your tomorrow but start today

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

He grew up in Leeds with money and his dad played professional football in England. Money to him is what water is to fish, he knows how to be himself inside it.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

What do you mean a win for Luhya community bwana

[MADARAKA @KungaSam]

😂😂😂

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Kwani niliwatch camera copy???

[Shiku🌼 @shikumungai_]

Your Friday can start now if you're HR,or if you don't fear your HR 😅

[Mbas Liech 🐘 @HawkAyo]

@RamzZy_ Because that’s how they move. The African man creates three four separate, different families without flinching.
They love the kids of the woman they are “currently with”. I never thought spending my own money on others would make me happy. Kumbe it does because we are men

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Bro, been in court since September 2023 fighting for a chance to spend my time & money with/on my kids and I don’t know how to explain how there are women who think it’s performative & men who think it’s dumb (only because they believe I should send someone else to a maternity ward & move on) 😂😂

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

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[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

This discussion is so old & repetitive because it comes from the assumption these people wed without talking stages or dating & the misogyny just comes out of nowhere after vows are made in a church or AG's.

Can we talk about how mood swings don't affect how empowered women speak to their colleagues or bosses at work but at home they can be mean, cold & evil because the expectation is someone who loves you will tolerate your nonsense?

Please, thanks.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Jamaa wetu ndio aliambiwa apande ceiling apige picha kama anataka loan ingine?

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

DJ Kym was doing mathree mixes way before the others had names. Also, he’s the only one who edges the rest out on curating music so he can mix specific genres & throw in a song you love but haven’t heard in 3,5 or so odd years…

[Mike Gichohi and other frames @Mike4rmRuaiKE]

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[Solange Mbunde @ianmbunde]

Time for Crimson Sky

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

I swear a simple “no” would’ve worked just fine 😭

[Katonny💥 @tonvionny]

If you can't finish a whole Avocado in one meal you have no business cutting it open

[MADARAKA @KungaSam]

Huawei were really ahead of their time..

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[Christy( mother of many Generations) @itzchristunique]

My Friend Bought Real Iphone 14 Promax N50k Today ..

So on the bus today while returning from church, someone brought out a real iPhone 14 pro max and was offering to sell it to my friend for 75k last. He said his mother was in the hospital and they needed 75k for the surgery which was why he needed the exact amount.

Since he mentioned 75k, my friend started pricing it for 50k.

I collected it and checked.

Everything was working fine. The screen of the phone had the seller's picture as Screen saver.

I told my friend that the phone could be stolen.

He said even though it is, he would flash it and change the casing or resell it immediately.

That was how my friend paid o
Through transfer. Despite my warning.

I was just holding the phone and looking at it in shock.

At a point I wished it was me that bought it.

But kai.
50k for iPhone? No na.

No amount of desperation would make me sell for 50k.

We got to our junction and got down..

My friend and I sat down under a tree to look at the phone he had bought again.

While pressing the phone, it turned off. The screen could not turn on again.

We felt it was battery so we decided to find a place to charge it.

Suddenly, the screen turned on again.

We started seeing the screen showing "Searching..."

The search icon stayed for like 2 minutes rotating like planet Earth.

Then it switched to
"Tracking... Tracking... Tracking..."

I was the one holding the phone at that moment.

I quickly gave my friend his phone to hold first.

He didn't collect it again.

He said I should hold it.

I didn't understand anymore. So I shouted at him.

"Bros collect your phone na."

"Shey you dey hold am. Just dey hold am de go na. Make e track finish."

"Track who?"

He told me "The thing e dey track?"

"Which thing? Oga hold your phone."

He replied "Calm down na. We no know wetin e the track. Shey I dey here na. Hold am. Maybe e dey track network?"

"Hiaaann... Let it continue tracking network in your hand abeg. Hold your phone biko."

I shoved the phone in his pocket and continued began to walk home.

Suddenly from behind my friend shouted and ran past me.

I joined him to run.

While running I was asking him.

"Kelechi? Why are you running?"

Kelechi shouted back.

"The phone show location found."

Ahhhh! I asked him
" Which location?"

Then he said "I no know o. Maybe na our location."

I was still running right with Kelechi when I saw that he was running with the phone in his hand.

I turned back silently and started running left.

That left was a bush.

I didn't mind.

I kept following it and running for my life.

Only for me to turn back and see Kelechi following me behind with the phone still in his hand.

We stayed inside the bush till the phone turned off again..

I immediately told him I no longer want to come to his house for Easter rice.

I left him and went home straight...
At least my mama cooked same rice..

By Praises Chidera Obiora

[MADARAKA @KungaSam]

😂😂😂

[Christy( mother of many Generations) @itzchristunique]

My Friend Bought Real Iphone 14 Promax N50k Today ..

So on the bus today while returning from church, someone brought out a real iPhone 14 pro max and was offering to sell it to my friend for 75k last. He said his mother was in the hospital and they needed 75k for the surgery which was why he needed the exact amount.

Since he mentioned 75k, my friend started pricing it for 50k.

I collected it and checked.

Everything was working fine. The screen of the phone had the seller's picture as Screen saver.

I told my friend that the phone could be stolen.

He said even though it is, he would flash it and change the casing or resell it immediately.

That was how my friend paid o
Through transfer. Despite my warning.

I was just holding the phone and looking at it in shock.

At a point I wished it was me that bought it.

But kai.
50k for iPhone? No na.

No amount of desperation would make me sell for 50k.

We got to our junction and got down..

My friend and I sat down under a tree to look at the phone he had bought again.

While pressing the phone, it turned off. The screen could not turn on again.

We felt it was battery so we decided to find a place to charge it.

Suddenly, the screen turned on again.

We started seeing the screen showing "Searching..."

The search icon stayed for like 2 minutes rotating like planet Earth.

Then it switched to
"Tracking... Tracking... Tracking..."

I was the one holding the phone at that moment.

I quickly gave my friend his phone to hold first.

He didn't collect it again.

He said I should hold it.

I didn't understand anymore. So I shouted at him.

"Bros collect your phone na."

"Shey you dey hold am. Just dey hold am de go na. Make e track finish."

"Track who?"

He told me "The thing e dey track?"

"Which thing? Oga hold your phone."

He replied "Calm down na. We no know wetin e the track. Shey I dey here na. Hold am. Maybe e dey track network?"

"Hiaaann... Let it continue tracking network in your hand abeg. Hold your phone biko."

I shoved the phone in his pocket and continued began to walk home.

Suddenly from behind my friend shouted and ran past me.

I joined him to run.

While running I was asking him.

"Kelechi? Why are you running?"

Kelechi shouted back.

"The phone show location found."

Ahhhh! I asked him
" Which location?"

Then he said "I no know o. Maybe na our location."

I was still running right with Kelechi when I saw that he was running with the phone in his hand.

I turned back silently and started running left.

That left was a bush.

I didn't mind.

I kept following it and running for my life.

Only for me to turn back and see Kelechi following me behind with the phone still in his hand.

We stayed inside the bush till the phone turned off again..

I immediately told him I no longer want to come to his house for Easter rice.

I left him and went home straight...
At least my mama cooked same rice..

By Praises Chidera Obiora

[MADARAKA @KungaSam]

@Safaricom_Care my dm still not responded to yet even after saying your on it kitambo

[MADARAKA @KungaSam]

@Safaricom_Care What is not happening..not getting a response from you guys...

[MADARAKA @KungaSam]

@Safaricom_Care please check dm and advice accordingly..it's urgent