I bought one of those "bedroom attraction oils" from an Instagram vendor on Sunday.
The vendor promised it drives men crazy within two seconds.
Last night, I decided to test it.
After my shower, I rubbed it all over my neck, my chest, etc....
It smelled like heavy, super-sweet vanilla and strawberries.
I got into bed and waited.
My husband came in, climbed under the duvet, and immediately turned to hug me.
He put his face in my neck.
Then he stopped.
He sniffed my skin again, heavily.
He pulled back and looked at me. "Mimi, why do you smell like a freshly baked cake?"
I smiled, trying to look mysterious. "Do you like it?"
He said, "It’s nice, but it’s making me incredibly hungry. Like, I’m literally thinking about meatpie right now."
The attraction oil didn't trigger romance. It triggered his appetite.
The man actually stood up at 11:15 PM, went to the kitchen, and started looking for left-over chin-chin to eat.
I sat on the bed, smelling like a bakery, completely abandoned. 😂
Nobody told me that some aphrodisiacs only work on a man's stomach. I think I will just focus on my Shea Butter, nothing concerns me with any oil anymore 😭
I know a guy whose wife was cheating with his cousin (who was also married). He finds out and decides to have everyone over for dinner. Halfway through dinner, he looks his wife dead in the eyes and says,
On March 19, 2013, Chudi Nwike was abducted by armed men while traveling along the Asaba–Agbor axis in Delta State, a known kidnapping hotspot at the time.
The kidnappers took him hostage and demanded a ransom of ₦30 million from his family. After negotiations, the amount was reportedly reduced to about ₦5 million, which was eventually paid.
Despite receiving the ransom, the kidnappers did not release him. Instead, they kept him in captivity and moved him between locations to avoid detection.
Shortly after, his body was discovered in Delta State (near Agbor area reports suggest).
He had been killed by his abductors even after the ransom payment.
Police investigations later led to the arrest of several suspects linked to the kidnapping network operating across southern Nigeria.
The case pointed to a broader organized criminal gang, not just a single group.
One of the key figures linked to the network was Kelvin Prosper Oniarah, a notorious kidnap kingpin associated with multiple high-profile abductions in that period.
Oniarah was arrested in 2013 after a security operation in Delta State. He was later prosecuted and convicted for kidnapping-related crimes.
Reports later suggested he received a reduced sentence or benefited from clemency/commutation processes, meaning his time in custody may have been shortened compared to his original conviction.
The clemency was granted by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, through the presidential pardon/mercy process, not a court or governor ohh
Now, why’s the President granting Clemency to someone serving 20years for crimes he committed.
This your tweet should anger Nigerians on how the government rehabilitate those causing the increased violence against humanity.
Why is Tinubu granting Clemency to the person that masterminded this post of yours.
These are real questions Nigerians should ask you and your master.
Football has a long memory and an even longer sense of humour.
"I will not sit next to a ball boy."
That is what Diego Maradona said at the pre-match press conference before the 2010 World Cup quarter-final against Germany.
He looked at the 20-year-old sitting beside him and genuinely did not know who he was.
When the press clarified that Thomas Müller was a German national team player Maradona responded: "I don't know who he is. The coach should be sitting next to me, not a player." Müller said nothing.
The conference was cancelled.
Twenty four hours later Germany beat Argentina 4-0. Müller scored the opener and afterwards said with perfect composure: "I don't think he thinks I am a ballboy anymore. I don't think he knew me back then but he does now."
That year Müller won the Golden Boot at the tournament.