Kurt 🌭

The Crazies, live in the subways. Complete control of the underground. They're night raiders.

[Kurt 🌭 @KurTimber]

you are what you tweet

[Mo Egger @MoEgger]

Got a sneak peek at the new @Skyline_Chili on Fountain Square. It’s equipped with a bar, a pizza oven, a merch store, and there are menu items you can’t get at any other Skyline location!

It opens Friday and you’ve gotta check it out.

#Skylinepartner

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Adam Dunn

That guy rocked.

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Kurt 🌭 @KurTimber]

@chi_urbanist Hamsterdam

[Kurt 🌭 @KurTimber]

@mertonesque Wednesday

[Kurt 🌭 @KurTimber]

@_Reed__Z @thamosdeaf I pretty explicitly stated that the Reds were not the first professional baseball team. The Cubs, for example, are older

[Kurt 🌭 @KurTimber]

@_Reed__Z @thamosdeaf Maybe? I don’t think they distinguish themselves from the Tigers or Cubs. And I’m a huge Reds fan

[Kurt 🌭 @KurTimber]

@JoseMP2101 @thamosdeaf KGJ was a huge star in the 90s too

[Kurt 🌭 @KurTimber]

@MccrossenTim @MattsTake1 Who gives a shit about his record on bad teams

[Kurt 🌭 @KurTimber]

@ethnicohioan They’re segregated by class via zoning. Don’t think that’s controversial

[Kurt 🌭 @KurTimber]

@TheWapplehouse You think Chili’s sells hot dogs

[MLB @MLB]

The @Reds are off to their best start since 2006! 🔴

[Kurt 🌭 @KurTimber]

@questionableway Probably but it turns pitching into a durability game and we lose the opportunity to see so many amazing arms. I’m more of a move the mound back six inches guy

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

No one created the land they live on. And yet they've been granted the ability to exclude others from it, backed by state force. All we ask is they pay the rest of society for the privilege to use this scarce resource, which itself derives much of its value from society around it

[jon greenberg @jon_greenberg]

The White Sox just announced a bunch of theme nights and giveaways, including:

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Adam Dunn hit 46 homers in 2004.
Adam Dunn hit 40 homers in 2005.
Adam Dunn hit 40 homers in 2006.
Adam Dunn hit 40 homers in 2007.
Adam Dunn hit 40 homers in 2008.
Adam Dunn hit 38 homers in 2009.
Adam Dunn hit 38 homers in 2010.

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

I accidentally made the funniest list ever

Most seasons in MLB history with between 40 and 47 home runs, something that five different players have each done at least six times

It's four of the greatest inner-circle, god-tier hitters that ever lived... and Adam F––ing Dunn