Jen

god is not real but my boobs sure are

[Jen @KurliQJen]

The fact that the peaceful transition of power is even brought up during this debate shows how far we have fallen #VPDebate

[Jen @KurliQJen]

@Wendys I called a local store to complain about something that occurred. I was stern, never raised my voice, never cursed at her however she ended the phone call and telling me to fuck off what do we do about that?

[Jen @KurliQJen]

@AMCTheatres Ughhhh no. I just want to check movie times but the stupid Taylor Swift que keeps coming up. You should give people an opt out option.

[Jen @KurliQJen]

@AMCHelps wtf is this?? I just want to check movies times?? I don’t see an opt out option. I don’t want Swift anything.

[Jen @KurliQJen]

@dominos I don’t understand how I can pay the full amount online and then when the food is delivered I’m told I owe $2??

[Jen @KurliQJen]

@RealEmirHan

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

You maniacs. #TwitterX

[Jen @KurliQJen]

@joshtenet Eh. I saw it last night it’s not that deep.

[Jen @KurliQJen]

@BenjaminCrew1 You too?! The guy next to me was picking up his phone every 10 minutes to look things up. No joke.

[Jen @KurliQJen]

@RNCResearch It’s giving tan suit and Dijon mustard vibes.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Each year, lawmakers and defense lobbyists play the same game, pouring hundreds of billions into the Pentagon without scrutinizing every dollar—and it's taxpayers who lose.

Today, I invited witnesses to play JeoparDoD, to win oversight for the American people.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

The number of dudes who think Jonah Hill telling his girlfriend what she could and could not do/wear/hang out was a nice way of letting them know his boundaries is truly fucking terrifying

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[Jen @KurliQJen]

@tjmaxx what’s the logic behind your store closing at 9:30 but fitting rooms are closed at 5:30?

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix

[Jen @KurliQJen]

@prattprattpratt @KSchwarzenegger I am not a publicist, nor have I had any professional experience in that field, yet I feel like I could provide you invaluable service.