Kurt

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@Billy Love Bono. Who’s the other guy?

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@BackintheBronze Mole Man, baybeeeee

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@thelittleidiot Hey Moby you think you’re so smart how about this: what’s the optimal amount of chuggas before a choo choo?

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@shits_ahoy Chris Mohels

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@POTUS So weird that I can just tweet at you. Balls. Butts. My balls are butts. Do you read these or is it like an intern or something?

[Kurt @Kurtdunsing]

Would April have fucked one of the turtles? Was that an actual subtext or just something we as a culture made up?

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@pccurator @Corey_Feldman Lol imagine going on Twitter to take shots at COREY FELDMAN.

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@Jorge_Cast How about a vehicle powered by Guydrogen (cum)

[Kurt @Kurtdunsing]

Olympic-level bootlicking.

[King_Reem @ReemyHart]

@timunken Idk, but I think this post is indicative of the entitlement everyone feels nowadays. It’s his property, it’s his request. That’s it. If you can’t abide by his request move. I don’t see the problem honestly.

[Kurt @Kurtdunsing]

@POTUS check out this meme my friend made. It’s about Jerry Seinfeld.

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@Jorge_Cast Little known fact, tonic water is just soda water that an English woman has bathed in.

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@shits_ahoy I’m getting this dog to look at my kid’s knees.

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@liamhappe Very cool. It’s fascinating to watch some of the elements that became TNA make their way into your booking. Great stuff.

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@liamhappe Hookedonsport took down all of your “If Fusient Bought WCW” features and my world is crumbling. Any other places where I can read them?

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@Chilis I crushed them with my fork and it’s on your hands.

[Kurt @Kurtdunsing]

@Chilis i ordered the sante fe quesadilla from your racine WI location and there’s tiny people hiking on it Unacceptable! plz refund

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@Lawrence What about Keanu Reeves’ speech about room service in Johnny Mmemonic

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Will be reading DC Pride for Kevin Conroy’s story. The fact that an openly gay man is the defining Batman of my childhood makes me happy. #DCPride2022 #KevinConroy

[Kurt @Kurtdunsing]

John Cena: “Hi, I’m here for Make-a-Wish. Is the kid ready to meet me?”

Doctor (crying): “I’m sorry, John. At 7:33 this morning, he…was compromised to a permanent end.”

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Korn won’t respond to my tweets how I report them to Elon Musker