Tim Unkenholz

Formerly @Buzzfeed. Currently playing Death Stranding 2

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

let's open this motherfucking pit

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@Srirachachau the sheriff at the end is really nailing the bit

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

it's literally in the title

[Meg Turner @furnacewoods]

What I look like trying to order a drink at the bar

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

wait...

[Nicotine @nicotinearchive]

Jeremy Irons at Heathrow Airport in London (1991)

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

33 years ago today, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting.

#TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.

[Bepsi @BepsiKoler]

Gm!

[fox ♥️ @heated_rivoli]

if the hardcore band’s bassist looks like this you are about to die in that pit

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@transleytanked i dunno man i love people im not sexually attracted to very easily

[ghostly gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i saw sebulba in midtown houston on saturday night he was honestly a really nice guy, he was buying everyone shots. i think he just puts on his persona for the boonta eve classic and i get it.

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@meeDamian i find this to be really strange

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@jakebrodes I learned to cook for myself for health reasons ten years and it's absolutely saved my life, but also i fucking hate this shit just wanna go back to grabbing handfuls of deli meat out of the fridge tony soprano style

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@blazeduncle Congrats man!!!

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Gracias #JulianAlvarez @enzofe17 @gerorulli for introducing this lovely drink 🧉

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@MatznerJon that's nasty man

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

Love this extremely anti-social bar by me that's rebranded 3 times since I've lived here. "We have our curtains constantly shut because we have great contempt for the community. There's a lot of types of people we don't want in here. Welcome!!!!!"

[Kakashi @KakashiAura]

how it feels to see someone employed

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

so elon gets all this praise and investments yet when i flip a car i get a misdemeanor and i have to go to DUI class for 7 weeks?

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

The new Tesla Roadster just did a FLIP from a complete standstill! 🤯