Tim Unkenholz

Formerly @Buzzfeed. Currently playing Cyberpunk 2077 again

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

let's open this motherfucking pit

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@BigBoi keep it up king

[matty #GO_APE @mattythechimp]

the most gluttonous gibbon

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@Peacemaker3006 @PopularLiberal ya fuck him too. youre so partisan that you're excusing pedophilia and its cover up mark. I would not feel comfortable with you in my workplace if you are this chill with pedophiles buddy

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@bob250150 @NowLookEreSon @GBX_Press you suck, bob

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

Enjoying the song about potential adventures I could go on with Ms. Frizzle and the class but then I hear the lyric "you might get baked into a pie!" and I'm like "oh yo uh wait, I dunno if I wanna do all that now!"

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

At the bar conspicuously rubbing my ring finger like Danny Ocean to look cool even though I am happily in a relationship with my gf of 10 years

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@MurrayHillGuy1 ok i will do all this

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@HintChip @CCzapiewska @gerlarrea @NYCMayor hey, can't argue with that!

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@CCzapiewska @gerlarrea @NYCMayor it's not even 4 and you're drunk and talking to shit about a stranger on the internet to a robot. imagine anyone taking you seriously

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@CCzapiewska @gerlarrea @NYCMayor this is so sad man

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@CCzapiewska @gerlarrea @NYCMayor lol useless piece of shit

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@CCzapiewska @gerlarrea @NYCMayor by "intellectually destroyed" you mean when you drunkenly typed nonsense into an ai?

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN hell ya fellas enjoy your night out

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@CCzapiewska @gerlarrea @NYCMayor mfer said "lime me saying". dawg it's 2pm are you already drunk?

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@007GSB @ThePolderBaan @gerlarrea @NYCMayor i can tell you have very little sex in your life

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@007GSB @ThePolderBaan @gerlarrea @NYCMayor that all sounds fine to me 👍

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

City vibes are hard to explain right now. There’s a guy smoking a cigar and holding a broom and everyone is shaking his hand as if he’s an essential worker during the pandemic.

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@CCzapiewska @gerlarrea @NYCMayor arguing with yourself so hard you have to turn to ai lol. the prompt is obviously loaded. yes bodegas carry essentials but theyre there for convenience. when im grocery shopping i dont go to the bodega. when i want chips or cigs i dont go to the grocery store. this is normal

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

@CCzapiewska @gerlarrea @NYCMayor what are you talking about lol bodegas and grocery stores provide different items? this is known and verifiable?