Kurt

Enthusiastic about a lot of things

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

Love Island heart rate challenge is such a brilliant concept. Your partner getting mad cause your heart was racing while someone else choked you out with their thighs lmao

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

@oriwa_ Very true! Also they might have been a bit better off if all his schemes didn’t involve robbing the most fortified location in every town

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

@oriwa_ It’s genuinely so awesome that half the Van Der Linde gang is like, aggressively woke (not you Micah)

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

@FrankMcRae Voting for a party made up entirely of people who wore suits to first year law school

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

@m0therbitch I couldn’t find any elephant ear the whole time, so sad lol

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

Got tickets to Splore for the first time since like 2009 lmao the theme is ‘Beings’ what the fuck am I meant to do with that

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

@ImAlsteezy But the weather???

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

We’re dealing with a loser epidemic, brother people who have friends still goto the bar all the time lol

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

All time press run from Timmy Tim

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

Netflix has made vast oceans of television-like content in the last 15 years and none of it would crack the top 20 HBO shows. I’m sure this deal will be great for everyone.

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

It always kills me when two streamers I’ve never heard of announce their breakup with a joint statement. This isn’t the United Nations

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

Finished reading my 20th book this year which feels great (my brain is healing from tiktok damage) but also how the fuck are people logging 200 books on Goodreads a year

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

Crazy how coincidentally all the best sitcoms ever made are the ones I watched from about age 18 - 26

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

I usually froth reality tv but I genuinely cannot handle this season of Love Island Australia. This cast is giving me brain damage

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i've fucked with you ever since i've known you jo 💯

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

@pearlwendyl This looks like guy in the Hunger Games
who was disguising himself as a tree

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

Selena Gomez sits perfectly in my cultural blind spot I did not know she was rich like that I could not name a song

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

I will be there 🫡

[Jonathan Jones @jjones9]

The expectation is the Rams will open the 2026 season in Australia, but it's unclear exactly what day that game will be played on https://t.co/eSRCRFYnDS

[Kurt @KurtMatthes]

This geezer in a snapback at the gig was showing a girl in the crowd his phone and I heard him yell “this was me when I was 24 playing rugby overseas” let it go brother