Kurt Schmidlein

I am a Shireling

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@sntvizzy you people are genuinely cooked by the internet. go outside man.

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@sntvizzy my dudes, if you want the full harry potter stories, read the books. widespread demand for a shot-for-shot show is just more evidence of the literacy crisis in our culture.

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@AvatarKyber y'all are so juvenile with the TLJ hate lol. The climax of the prequels, and arguably the saga, is Anakin failing to jump over Obi Wan and then his stumps catching on fire from nearby lava and y'all are bothered by this? Seriously, grow up

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@AvatarKyber The Rise of Skywalker was an early warning sign of the literacy crisis

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@TyTrollsX oops you described the prequels!

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@salty_guns @jtimsuggs you are literally describing the prequels lol

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@StarWarsDaily_ the dumbass fandom

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@bestofstarwar my dude, Darth Vader's arc, the entire point of the whole saga, comes down to a moment where he says "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER" (terribly acted) and then fails to... jump high enough... then his stumps catch on fire... it's just bad

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@elonmusk this looks no better than the PC games i grew up playing in the aughts

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@Greg3f well, it's a dog, but also... homophrosyne

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@TolkienWorldG the braindead-ness of Optimus Prime even being in the conversation

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@valeriefinnigan @theredeemedjedi i stand corrected

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@InsiderWire is the flinch in the room with us

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@theredeemedjedi @valeriefinnigan kinda stood idly by watching, no?

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@DildoGaggins89 looks like a cousin of Fili and Kili

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@JoshEakle this is a masterpiece

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@SportsBuckaroo @TatooineSons this is such a fantastically stupid take

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@TatooineSons anakin's melty moment is the dumbest. he has to jump over Obi to prove a point? and then he slip n slides down rock and immediately goes up in flame? dumb, and such a missed opportunity for a twist--e.g. he dies and Palp saves him with the powers ani was gonna save padme with

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