After London sold its bendy buses to Malta, the locals quickly realised they couldn’t deal with the winding roads. The service got so bad that one man went on hunger strike and was only stopped when the Maltese Prime Minister visited him and fed him two kiwi fruits.
We are United in our effort to defeat the Invisible China Virus, and many people say that it is Patriotic to wear a face mask when you can’t socially distance. There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!