SquidKurtyYurt

I haven’t been on here in years. Let see what yal tweetches been up too. 27 Black Educated male savage

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When you babysit twin toddles and one is a night owl and is currently watching the Verzuz with you. As he dances and poops at the same damn time. GO TO BED 🤣🤣

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I know what the older people mean now when they said I’m glad I’m still in my right mind! Most of yal are delusional and don’t even know it.

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This Rome Flynn look-a-like JUST DONT KNOW!! 😂🤣

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I’m all for spontaneity, as the next freak…. However, in a public restroom with only one stall, is not where to practice it😂😂😂

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I just realized that, I ignored the red flags and now I’m sitting here looking… STOOPID!! FYI, I know how to spell, however, I feel that DUM!😞🙃😑🤬

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In 2025, let’s break ALL generational curses!

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When you describe somebody, and you don’t know how messed up they sound til you say it out loud:

Friend: What she look like?

Me: Real real big, dark skinned, cockeyed

Friend: 🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SquidKurtyYurt @Kurt_Yurr_CRAY]

If you’re a grower not a show-er, don’t wear gray sweatpants…. WITH NO DRAWS!!! Ain’t nobody trying to see yo nuts 🤣🤣🤣

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Sexy Redd sometimes make me feel like I’m a prude when I hear some of her bars. BECAUSE I BE SHOOKETH! I’m an R&B listener. When I hear the music when I’m out I’m like!

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Sending me drinks ain’t appeasing, BELIEVE ME!!

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Inclusion is my middle name! I would never want any of my family, friends, or peers to feel left out when they are in my presence!

[SquidKurtyYurt @Kurt_Yurr_CRAY]

Unpopular opinion:

I don’t like that I’m the only one in my family that can sing a lil bit. I thought vocals were hereditary?!? 🤣🤣

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The only thing I hate about going to the old head bars is the old men saying “what’s up baby!”…… Yeah you got children my children my age or older, but you ain’t skeet me out!

CALL ME BY NAME 😒😒

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I’m sitting here thinking and I remember when I was 22 and I had to separate events to go and wanted to wear something different to both and the events were two hours from each other… I BE DAMNED IF I DO THAT NOW! I really use to be on Regine Hunter shit (IYKYK) 😂😂

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New church ick of mine is people in the congregation that go live during MORNING SERVICE!

SAAT DOWN!!

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Whhhyyyy do I have to choose between Usher and Chris Brown when it comes to a concert? 🤣🤣🤣

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Dream cast for #RHOA for season 16

Porsha Williams Guobadia
Kenya Moore
Sheree Whitfield
Drew Sidora
Phaedra Parks
Nivea

Friends of
Shamea
Monyetta
Marlo (take the peach and just make her a shady friend of Sheree!)

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I got an Gen X person in the bar nervous because I’m “packing” my Air Head 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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In this bar high…. Why I thought Byron Long walked through the door 🥴🥴. If you don’t know who that is…. Bless you!

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Mannnn that ass on Fantasia 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨#TheColorPurple #collardgreensandcornbread