Kurtis Norwood

30, Chicago, Sports, Harry Potter, Miller Lite, my baby boy Levi.

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

There's gonna be a night in the future where I get drunk and just turn on 2026 Case Keenum vs. Eagles highlights and I can't wait

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There is a gotcha culture clip going around trying to compare my reactions to Caleb Williams tweaking his hammy and me reacting to Gronk taking a violent helmet to the knee. I want to make something very clear. Im beyond ecstatic that Williams avoided a major injury. I’d much rather have a wimpy Qb than an injured Qb. Do I think Bears fans are silently worried about Caleb’s mental and physical toughness? Yes I do. But I am rooting for him. As an unbiased national football analyst I need to ask the tough questions though. Like does painting your finger nails directly correspond to getting carted off the field with a minor hamstring tweak

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@doulbedoink @areeves07

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@TheFFBallers @areeves07

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@PatMcAfeeShow @AdamSchefter @areeves07

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wild: A guy has gone viral for being forced to embarrass himself by listing every fantasy football loss from his disastrous season while doing squats over a tower fan for coming in last place.

One of the most brutal punishments we've ever seen.

💀💀💀

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@TheFFBallers @areeves07

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@AdamHoge @areeves07

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Whole city was HYPED 🔥

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@MatthewBerryTMR Stafford to outscore Bijan by 18. Im Cooked, but pleaaaaaaaase.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A walk off….

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@JasonMoore Help lol Do i start Stafford tonight, or Lamar against NE. (my opponent has starting Parkinson against me with Adams out)

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@MatthewBerryTMR 18 pts From Bowers and Aubrey 🙌 PLEASEEEEEE

[CAPTAIN CEEBEE 🏴‍☠️🐻⬇️ @Bears_Hype_Man]

Just a reminder that the Chicago Bears started the season 0-2 and are now 7-3 at the top of the NFC North 🐻⬇️

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

“You’re about to go win this game for us”

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Ben Johnson today, after Chicago won its sixth game of the season:

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@MatthewBerryTMR Schefter: "Both Troy Aikman and Joe Buck said they expect the Cardinals to stick with QB Jacoby Brissett"

Berry 15 mins later: "Id Be SuRpRiSeD.. " lol gtfoh. When Brissett starts next week we'll get a "I CaLlEd It!" Post too lol

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@FieldYates Assuming he's all good to go after clearing concussion protocol, Nico Collins or Egbuka rest of season?

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Never blinked.

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@xrdsknFANaticx @drewwyoung1 @MatthewBerryTMR You might be retarded, Butter Fingers Danielle couldnt hold on to the ball. Im sure the Refs are punching the air rn in the locker room thinking of all the penalties they could of tried to call to say it wasnt a fumble lol Refs tried though. Sucks to suck.