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The Law Office is backed 1:1 by the underlying @JeffKurzon. We do not lend, pledge, hypothecate, rehypothecate, or otherwise encumber our attorneys.

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@GerberKawasaki “Backed 1:1” has to be auditable.

For every stock token outstanding: identify the corresponding settled underlying position and confirm it is segregated, unencumbered, not lent, and not rehypothecated.

If Robinhood can prove that, great. If not, wth does “1:1” mean?

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@unusual_whales this is not constitutional in case any senators are in the chat

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Arbitrator: “Counsel, I can read Exhibit 4 from the bench.”

Coinbase: “Respectfully, Your Honor, Exhibit 4 is not legible.”

Arbitrator: “Not to whom?”

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Arbitrator: “Please state your name for the record.”
@JeffKurzon: “Jeffrey Mead Kurzon.”
@Coinbase: “Objection. Identity not established.”

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Return of the MAC: Maximum Advocacy for Clients. I do, do, do. Effective immediately. 🎶🕺

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The laws haven’t changed much since flip phones existed. Anyone running to update them, or should we just send some strongly worded emojis? 📱⚖️

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Litigants: Would you submit your dispute to an AI arbitrator for resolution? 👨‍⚖️⚖️

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@Polymarket @Skoot @grok Wouldn’t a law banning AI from answering medical, legal, or professional questions be struck down in federal court for 1st Amendment reasons?

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Saturdays are nine tenths of the weekend

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Buybacks in a rigged market are a waste of shareholder capital.
Only dividends and corporate actions matter.
Make Equity Great Again. 💸📈

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Ciao amici! Tutto bene oggi?

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Today, on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we reflect on the importance of service, justice, and standing up for equal opportunity under the law.

Wishing everyone a meaningful and reflective MLK Day.

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Grok Law

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New year, new post 🐎✉️

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Watch out world: Jeff’s SCOTUS electronic filing status = Approved 💪⚖️

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It’s always a good time to consult with a professional

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@Btc4thepeople ⏲️🐣

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Three 🥚🥚🥚 from the Posey treasure hunt — gold X, brown string, silver-capped pearl — have come back from the Canadian Museum of History. On display here for now. . . until the next chapter and the next 🥚 🙏

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@666MGronbak666 @PhantomBlack699 @PatrickByrne Yes, here’s the reality. Speak with your lawyer: cases like this start around $50K+, and total costs can easily top $200K.

Even with evidence, most lawyers won’t touch it. Those who can afford it may have already “got theirs.”

Not legal advice — talk to your lawyer.