Kush

[Kush @KushLinfield]

Just asked The New York Times if I could be on their bestseller list and they said yes (it's that simple!)

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not sure if you guys know this but joe rogan invented talking

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Don't invite me to a dimly lit fusion restaurant if the signboard isn't in Papyrus font

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@SeanFennessey
Killers of the Flower Moon + The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

2 sweeping metatextual commentaries on American sensationalism. The perfect double feature?

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@SeanFennessey @TheBigPic When are you guys back?

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who needs a reputable news source when you have whatsapp messages that have been “forwarded many times”

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant filming The Office (2000)

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coldplay?.... more like hotwork! follow for more quality content

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"hey chatgpt, generate this!" *farts*

watch this space for more content too controversial for my linkedin page

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URGENT: is "putting the fun in fungicides" a good tagline for an agrochemical manufacturer?

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our collective ADHD has gotten so out of control that the first few seconds of every movie trailer is a trailer for the trailer

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blind bargaining in a new country as if you know the currency like “4000 plonks? my fellow citizen that’s extortionate, my ceiling is 700 plonkeroonis take it or leave it”

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confession: britney spears taught me the word “prerogative”

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Ant-Man? More like "Can't man, I don't have the time or willpower to find out whether Klorg will be able to steal the Time Sheath before the Contraverse Continuum Barrier (CCB) shits out 8 new Spidermen"

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When Joaquin Phoenix dies, do you think newspapers will be able to resist the headline: “The Joaquin Dead”?

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It’s a long shot but i hope i get a reason to say “Austin, Texas? More like ostentatious!” one day because a great pun is nothing without context

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New Year's resolution: Repeatedly deactivate and re-join Telegram so my contacts are bombarded with useless notifications

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alpha tip: when asked what you’d like, stare your barber square in the eyes and say “mufasa”. refuse to elaborate.

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diarrhea in malay is "cirit-birit" — v cute until you realise it's onomatopoeic

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@Herring1967 This just in: in an unprecedented turn of events, they are now down to the final zero teams! What a tournament it's been.