Kush Stories☮

Stoners tell the best stories. FOLLOW to be entertained, educated and enlightened about marijuana.

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Drug dealers are always late. If your drug dealer is on time, its the police.

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Stoner chicks over drunk chicks any day.

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❒Single ❒Taken ✔Getting high as fuck

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Roses are red, violets are blue. A bag of weed is cheaper than a dinner for two.

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Smoke weed to get high, not to fit in.

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I don't judge your life style, so don't judge mine.

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NEVER

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I smoke weed, get over it.

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Smoking weed is like sex for your brain.

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Get your girl a bag of weed for Valentines Day instead of roses.

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Don't let it be you.

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Me in the future 👀

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Do I smoke weed? Yes
Do I still get shit done in life? Yes

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It's weed, not fucking 'dope'.

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Me flirting: come smoke with me.

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Living my life with a joint in my hand, and a smile on my face.

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Weed isn't meant for everyone. But before you talk shit about it, try it.

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People come and go, but Mary Jane is forever.

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Do you smoke weed?

⚪ Yes
⚪ No
🔘 Bitch I'm high right now