Mr. Riley

𝔗𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔬𝔫

[Mr. Riley @KvltLars]

@AslanInTheNorth @everymovieplug 😂😂

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

PEW PEW PEW!!! 🇺🇸🦅

[BLINDER @peakyfkn]

You have that look that would turn a house into a home

[🗼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @buneiixc]

Your company could be facing losses and your girl will be in your ear talmabout Malindi

[🇧🇷 @rhellzgotwavy]

Wallahi if you be degenerate gambler or you go University of Gambling you go see better money chop for this WC, teams are acting as predicted

[Skeka @realskeka]

If I talk about this babe, y'all might think she's my god but Idc. In fact, intimacy aside, I view her as my mother.

She came into my life when I had nothing, was really struggling, and helped me get back on my feet. I remember our first video call,she was flexing a pleasant meal that she had prepared at her place. I told her I had eaten in a kibandaski because I had not yet refilled my gas. Bro till now I don't understand why she decided to send me a whole 5,000ksh. I had to hang up the call to avoid crying infront of her.

This is someone who sacrificed money from her chemist business and bought me a handshake AI account, biggest of them all, she connected me to her dentist best friend who put me braces for fvcking free😭. There are things you don't forget. I might forget how sweet her coochie is, but I cannot forget the instances she became of help to my life.

I was hurt by my exes and almost thought I'll never get true love, until I met her, here on twitter. One thing I really love about her is that she's never mad whenever I play around on twitter. She understands it's nothing serious. Furthermore, she has my logins. How I pray that God may protect our relationship and even lead us to marriage. Ilysm baby😚.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

A grown ass man uko studio unapiga pozi za kisenge instead of going to the library one last time uweke vitabu za women rights and LGBTQ rights on the comedy section like a real nigga

[Mr. Riley @KvltLars]

@byJobuu @miiilato 😂😂

[EL-Bajong @EL_Bajong]

Kazi kama haijapita 50k naandika resignation letter ya kitu gani🤣🤣.Naeza chizi nitafute wajaka kama 15 niwanunulie keg wakunie kwa ndoo nikuje nimemwage kwa ofisi mbaya sana kaka. Ni mbayaaaa💀

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Unpopular opinion: Instead of using chatgpt to come up with the names of your newly born child, go for a walk at the cemetery

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Nabii. Nitapata dame lini?

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Local woman hajui kuna budget hukua imetengwa ya iyo kazi.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

“Babe.. Si arsenal ilishinda kikombe last week.. Kwani wamenyanganywa tena?”

[Shariff Omega @0mega001]

This should be tweet of the year already😂😂

[VT @VusiThembekwayo]

David didn't pray for Goliath.
He killed him.

[horseman @romeo0__]

@BurnleyOfficial Nairobi Kenya mamae

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Huey AND Riley from the boondocks

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Next time someone asks what having ADD is like… I’m just sending them this 😂

[ForPitsSake @brokensuit44]

She changed her waist speed even before the next song played… she knew what song was coming…

Brother, she is right at home here.

[MNYIKA @Mnyika_1]

Guys it's the 7th day and Mwendee is using the trick of scrolling her Tiktok when it's time to travel to her place until it's late then she sleeps in my place.

I love her but my comrade life and budget won't allow two stomach to survive in this 4 cornered room. I tried telling her my budget is low but she is ready to skip lunch with me then cook early sapa.

Immediately after taking shower she sleeps on my bed scrolling Tiktok and when it's dark she promises to go to her house tomorrow.

The problem with my meat it's always hard around her and she keeps enjoying it. It's against my will.

What should I do?