Flat Booty Bandit

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[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

The Most Lovable❤️ so grateful for all the memories I was blessed to have with you 🕊

[𝐐𝒎𝒂𝒙 ✰ @itzQmax]

I honestly feel like I come into peoples lives to show them genuine love and they come into mine to teach me self love 😭😭😭

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

It’s even worst when it was one of your closest cousins

[Z ✨ @Zoykinz]

I have a friend that hasn’t messaged me in over a month despite me checking in on her. I hope she’s okay but I won’t be texting you again boo

[Mark 15:35 @TinaZinhle]

Unfortunately, I'm not beating the angry black woman allegations. Any small inconvenience really pisses me off.

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

@TAJEETW0 You know what...hell yeah

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

@MuvaofGotti I agree!!

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

@_valdirr If you really want that one take it to a electronics store. They might be able to fix it

[Kit Grier Mulvenna @kitgrier]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[anidashya @anidashya]

Yall this is frying meNSJSJSJSJS

[ahna @sukiuzi]

a guy is taking me out Friday on HIS birthday. Should I bring him something? We just met btw.

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

Yall man buys y’all flowers meanwhile mine just makes weird noises at me through the bathroom door until I come out 😐

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Responding to a text in your head & not realizing you didn’t respond in real life until months later. Now you know they hate you. But you weren’t given the genetic makeup to care so you just leave it at that but you love them & want the best for them but life keeps lifing oh hey

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

The baby keep starting with her siblings man😂done made Ace cry 77464473 times today

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

@rachelkrausey @cwebbonline How would you feel if some called your child the cracker ass cracker that he is ? How would you feel then

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

Someone hit my car yesterday and my man already paid for it to get fixed today love him down 😭😭😭😭😭

[noname_gemini✨ @dreamarie1651]

@whotfisjovana I live for this one 😂😂😂

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

Cause he bought me a iPad

[✨𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 The INSPIRATION 💫 @_Mulaamamii]

Me laughing at my man jokes cus he just got paid 🤣

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

Yall hospitals don’t have free parking ?!?!?! I be taking the free valet at Advent for granted

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

Parking at hospitals

[unpunishable queen✨ @j0vintage]

i seen people tweeting about Canada going to war. so i head to the clock app to see who they going to war w? bitch why is it us lmao omg 😭

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

@_Bellefanm07 🤭

[Flat Booty Bandit @KvngK2]

Went home on my break and told my man “I’m on whatever you on” he understood the assignment 🙂‍↔️🌚