instagram has brainwashed an entire generation into thinking expensive international trips are a life goal, even when they don’t even own a house.
the west convinced you to fly thousands of miles, blow your savings, take 200 pictures and call it “finding yourself.”
every country has mountains, beaches and pretty streets.
western tourism propaganda is working exactly as intended.
GTA 6 officially launches next month.
Here is how to stay alive until November 19:
- Look both ways before crossing the road
- Wear your seatbelt
- Don’t text and drive
- Stay away from random fights
- Don’t climb anything you can fall off
- Don’t eat anything suspicious
- Get enough sleep
- Drink water
- Avoid doing anything that starts with “watch this”
- Absolutely no “one last crazy thing before GTA 6”
We’ve made it this far. Don’t fumble the final month… please.
Before everyone panics about the lab-acquired pneumonic plague infection in Russia:
This isn’t the 1300s.
We now have effective treatments (antibiotics).
At least five documented pneumonic plague outbreaks/clusters have occurred since 2011.
NONE became a pandemic.
Multiple lab-acquired plague infections have also occurred in modern history.
NONE became a pandemic.