Mike Kowalski

Engineer, dinosaur lover , Marquette grad, and layup connoisseur. Three god children away from starting my own mafia

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

I’m gonna cry all night and eat this entire box of 6 year old cereal

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

Live look at Billy Donovan

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

@ChicagoBears @andydalton14 You’ve had 24 hours to photoshop a Bears jersey on this picture. You’ve also had 100 years to figure out the QB situation.

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

Please enjoy this video of Rahm absolutely hounding this pizza

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

The “Do Not Attempt” on this commercial gets me every time.

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

@ButchieGee @mike_long_ Get him Butch!

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

The Santa Clause 4

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

@mike_long_ Jerry Joyce 2023

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

So help me god if I receive a notification that Ronnie Woo Woo has left for the White Sox

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

“I’m gonna throw it over your head, and your head and your head and your head and your head”

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

FDR absolutely worked Alf in ‘36. Never forget.

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

@JoeyDales Yeah. You loser!

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

Imagine being 40, having a pony tail, ordering Burger King through an app and being this excited to win a gaming console

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

Quick look into what it’s like being a Bears fan

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

@mike_long_ They’re all from you

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

Has there ever been more of a Mom text?

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

I just bet on the Jets.

2020 is seriously messed up.

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

Meteorologist: Clear skies with a 5 percent chance of rain at 10pm

@Cubs :Cancel the 1pm game

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

One hour into #ThePresidentialDebate2020

[Mike Kowalski @Kwal0103]

@CNNPolitics Just his taxes though, nothing else.