Half-blood Kwevo

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[Half-blood Kwevo @KwesiOvo]

I've had my substack account since January or December even, but I just started writing there.
It helps too that I came out of a block last month
You can check out my substack page by clicking the link below. Like, comment, follow and subscribe

https://t.co/7N0tKC3YA0

[random guy on the internet @KharayKrayKray]

Some of una no Dey play with this misogyny thing ooh. 😭😭😭

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A man says he was voluntarily paying his child’s mother $300 a week, but after asking for just two months to get back on his feet financially, she filed for child support and the court ultimately ordered him to pay only $13 a month.

[M @girlpov]

#goodmorning

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Brothers are mean 😭

[Brila Media @Brilamedia]

🧈😂 Ndidi responds to Jamie Vardy’s “juju cream” story: “It was shea butter (ori).” 🇳🇬

[BB💋 @bierraonabeat]

HE MADE SURE HE HIT EVERY BITCH😭

[Brila Media @Brilamedia]

😂 Jamie Vardy hilariously recalls Wilfred Ndidi and Kelechi Iheanacho using “juju cream” to recover from injuries at Leicester. 🇳🇬🤣

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

You put the wrong Mike in the Middle

[Dunlizz!😍 @Odunayolizzy264]

There is a woman selling zobo right beside my shop,and there are both a secondary school and a primary school close by too.

So,whenever these students are coming back from school under the hot sun,about 5 of them will stop by to buy one bottle of zobo to share among themselves.

My own contribution to society? I simply tell the woman to give each of them their own bottle on my bill. A win-win situation for both the woman and the students. Sometimes,I even buy water for them too.

That is my little contribution to society😂❤️

[Omo Ure @iam__temmyyy]

What does the text on frame two mean? I saw something else at first.

[Medieval Guerrilla @medievalgore]

@Dexerto Most female thing possible. Decide to wear the most revealing thing allowed for attention, receive said attention and then complain about it. Modern women are insufferable.

[DUMB B!TCH @dumbbitchzine]

Women will do this for military intelligence agencies but not for their husbands. More proof that they are simply jobosexuals. They’ll be the sharpest gung-ho obedient dick-sucking soldier for The State or The Company but pleasing just one man in their personal life is degrading

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“The Banks in Nigeria are owned by blakc Nigerians, their music competes globally, even with America. Their People are working to develop themselves, while here in South Africa, some people are walking around with cutlasses”

South African, JULIUS MALEMA

[fan @notrthur]

Messi was using his dog to practice his cheating move 😭

[𝐉𝐚𝐡 ♱ @SoloJah1]

Once upon a time, a university guy was trending here because his female coursemates called him finest. He kept posting his fine face until one day, X Nation got tired and it went stale.

There was another guy who trended because of his long neck. He became a meme. Whenever he posted a picture of that long neck with a forced smile, X Nation laughed. Until one day, it got stale too, and he packed up.

I do not wish that for you.

A long time ago, when the world was about to shut down due to a ball-like virus with cactus chukucuku, a man became famous on this street for having a bald head. Somehow, he diversified and grew on that platform. Nobody can exactly point to what or how he did it. But today, he doesn’t go around replying "your father" to X Nation who call him bald. Note: that was what gave him the platform in the first place.

I’m saying: diversify from this "Pepsi and poverty" act. Especially now that the CIA and MI6 have allegedly created an anti-olodo department + plus the returned algorithm.

Make proper use of your digital fame. Build on it. These things don’t last if you’re left with just one iteration.

This is just kind advice. I hope you see it from a place of love, not disdain.
I wish you greater zenith.

Cheers and Kind regards.

[Plato's Cousin @TadyJerry]

Financially independent women are mostly disagreeable and combative. Men don't want all that in their lives. Remain single forever.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Thoughts?🫠