Kyle Whitlock

IU

[16-0 natty quarry 🌹🍑 🏆 @crimsonquarry]

[loudest possible fart noise]

UCLA: One coach won 10 of 11 titles

Duke: One coach has won all 5 titles

UNC: One coach with three titles, one with two

UConn: One coach won 3 of 4 titles

folks,,, are these great programs or just the work of all-time great coaches?

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

It’s such a perfect day to wear the exact same outfit that I wear every single day

[Kyle Whitlock @Kwhit04]

There are so many great country songs but every single country radio station continues to play the same 10 songs like Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert have a gun to their heads

[Kyle Whitlock @Kwhit04]

I like black coffee but if you think coffee with cream isn’t better you’re just wrong.

[Joey Burrow @JoeyB]

A tribute to this great state and university. Death Valley, where opponents dreams come to die... but where mine came true

[Kyle Whitlock @Kwhit04]

You ever look at the stickers on someone’s laptop and just think, yeah we wouldn’t get along

[Kevin Klauer DO, EJD @Emergidoc]

Crazy event at ORD. Heads up safety move by a ramp worker!

[vincent peone @vincentpeone]

Last week @Delta gave me my own private jet...kind of.

[frisky horse @bloodhoundheart]

i can not express to you how often i think about this craigslist ad

[Kyle Whitlock @Kwhit04]

Buying something with cash or Venmo doesn’t even count as actually spending money in my head. If my bank account balance doesn’t move it might as well have been free

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

[Kyle Whitlock @Kwhit04]

Why do they call people who are dead “late”? What are they late for? If anything they’re early

[iri ✭ @iridianav15]

Facebook always has me dead af

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

People who are best at their jobs in the world:
3. LeBron James
2. Vegas Bookmakers
1. The guy who picks songs for Apple commercials

[Kyle Whitlock @Kwhit04]

In third grade I made it to the 3/4 grade combined spelling bee and they broadcasted it to the whole school. In the very first round I spelled “thermal” t-h-e-r-m-i-l-l and it still haunts me to this day.

Thermill.

Jesus Christ what a moron.

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.