Kareem Kwong 😋

Software Engineer. Amateur 🎾 player.

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$KareemKwong #OM3PickEm gotta go with Steph. I expect Celtics to go back to their comfort zone — drop defense on the P&R

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@elonmusk why not buy PYPL instead

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Peter Thiel is the largest shareholder of Palantir. They help spy agencies to data-mine their mass surveillance data, including that of Americans. Palantir creates spy profiles about everyone’s comms, movement, spending, etc.

Peter also gives speeches at #Bitcoin conferences 🤯

[Aya M. Waller-Bey, Ph.D. @Aya__Marie]

@Phil_Lewis_ Love you, Phil, but this article and headline are oversimplifications. I encourage everyone to read the @chronicle piece published a week ago highlighting how nuanced her case is and how UPenn treated her admissions essay like a legal artifact. https://t.co/e9TwTNBuJ7

[Ryan Cavanaugh 👉 searyanc.dev on bsky @SeaRyanC]

My wife used to work on the caching team at Amazon and every few months someone would pop in to say "I wrote a simple cache (with no eviction policy yet) and it's 30x faster than memcached when pulling on the same key 50,000 times in a row, maybe you can use it instead?"

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

1/There are people who are genuinely trying to talk intelligently about cryptocurrencies, but can’t because they don’t have historical background. This thread tries to correct that by suggesting required reading. First, it’s necessary to know what problem it attempts to solve.

[Gudetama @gudetamatweets]

who else intends to sleep more in 2022? 💤 #mondaymotivation

[Kareem Kwong 😋 @Kwngo]

Forgot how great it is to work with @rails!

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I’m on @withFND 🌐

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Wikipedia Has a Language Problem. Here’s How To Fix It. https://t.co/ZH85vsRWKt via @undarkmag

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@SlackHQ were there recent changes made to RTM api? Calls to start a web socket session started taking 30+ seconds suddenly

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@TorontoPearson YYC

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@TorontoPearson for connections from NYC through Toronto so we need to exit the gate area to do covid tests?

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@FiverrSupport Turns out I needed to activate my account, sorry rookie mistake!

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@FiverrSupport Hi heads up your messaging seems to be broken, getting 500s