Carla

Officially: Crafting the narrative for our nation’s defenders. Unofficially: DC transplant trying to survive.

[Carla @KyCarla]

I like it “menopause is a warrior upgrade.” I’ll take it.

[Carla @KyCarla]

Running for me is the understanding that no matter how much you train or not train (I do both), the race is more mental than physical. Finishing is winning.

[Carla @KyCarla]

No one knows how important a refrigerator light is until it goes out. I don’t even know what’s in there right now.

[Carla @KyCarla]

Shout out to @PetSmart in Potomac Yard. Coming back to town and need some crickets for Camo. Store had just closed, but an amazing employee ran in and gave me a dozen crickets so my little guy didn’t go hungry.

[Carla @KyCarla]

Decades ago I would have been at the club at midnight. Now I’m getting my groove on by running through a dark WV forest.

[Carla @KyCarla]

No, it’s okay. I’ll go make money today for your food and toys. You just chill, I’ll be back in nine hours.

[Carla @KyCarla]

First @RagnarRelay trail run and lessons learned. Run when you can, walk when you can’t run, keep your head down and feet up. Only fell once!

[Carla @KyCarla]

@HackingDave Be warned, your kids music will wear off on you. That’s why I have Swift songs on my play lists alongside my 90s rock and alternative. It happens. Just hold out as long as possible.

[Carla @KyCarla]

Had a bicycle commuter flip me off b/c I was driving my Tesla. Dude, we have the same goals in our transportation of choice. Give me a break. 🤦‍♀️

[Carla @KyCarla]

The modern day version of NOT getting carded is the clerk just asking for your birthday. Yes, I look like I was born in the 1900s, no need to verify that obvious fact. 😂

[Carla @KyCarla]

Camo the chameleon. He comes and goes. He comes and goes.

[Carla @KyCarla]

@MackinawPatriot @JebraFaushay It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. So I guess you just called her out on her own post. Savage.

[Carla @KyCarla]

@stevesportsbar It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. Damn, you just called her out on her own post. Savage.

[Carla @KyCarla]

@skyedlmt It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. Damn, pretty harsh of you to call her out like that on her own post.

[Carla @KyCarla]

@KhabriBossLady @JebraFaushay It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. Pretty harsh of you to call her out like that on her own post. Damn.

[Carla @KyCarla]

@AnhrichRichard It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. 😂 interesting how you are willing to degrade her right on her own post. Damn.

[Carla @KyCarla]

@FogliftQ @JebraFaushay Everyone of them is Jebra 😂 😂

[Carla @KyCarla]

@HEFALLC @JebraFaushay It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. You just called her an old hag. It’s a great experiment in how men break down women’s looks when they don’t like them. I’m sure you don’t think Jebra is an old hag do you. But her face on theses people…you sure did. 😂

[Carla @KyCarla]

Want to know what people really think of your looks. AI your face on people your followers don’t like. This did not go as the OP intended and it’s glorious.

It’s also a perfect example of how people will tear down a woman’s looks if they don’t like her.

[Carla @KyCarla]

Getting old: stayed up late Friday night binge scrolling. No worries I can sleep in. Wake up, tap phone, think I see 8:30, good enough. Turn on news. Nope it’s 6:30. Dammit. One day you just start waking up earlier than you want. I used to have to set alarms across the room.