KaiVile

Filth Peddler Frog Butt Extraordinaire

[KaiVile @KyVile]

Please pardon the ramblings of a vile lesion on the taint of reality

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Imagine edging so long your spunk comes out curdled

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“Hydrate”

Me: *Sips enema broth* don’t mind if I do ☕️

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*Betsy Ross Bukkake*

Me: *hands her the flag* clean yourself up

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I bring my dipping sock everywhere I go

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Wish my nipples had mouths so little blunts could be danglin out them

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You put down “spits fat loogies” on your application for our bidet position we posted here at the Kink palace

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Maybe if we spend less money on avacado toast and iced coffee we could have the opportunity to pay 250k to off ourselves 🤡

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Deckard Cain bout to nut:

“Throw it back foul demon”

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Seltzer tastes like if an electrical outlet got it’s nipples pierced

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70’s porn groove finger blast beats

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"frank zappa" is what i call my electric hotdog cooker

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“Why’d you add me?”

I collect Dope souls fam ✌🏻😶‍🌫️

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Lmk What porn name fits you best, mine would be Grout cause I fill cracks ✌🏻😶‍🌫️

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They say it gets bigger the more weight you lose, I’m just happy the thimble stays on now

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He who casts the first stone, drinketh too many energy spirits

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So what’re you into?

Her: nut on this Ouija Board

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Imagine believing in god so much you slit your clit with Bible pages

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Employer: “that’s unethical”

Me: my bad, I didn’t realize this shitscape was built upon ethics 🙄

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“Bruh, you a vibe”

Thanks was going for Garden Gnome Una 💣er

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Soprano’s voice: in order to get the gobbagoo ya gotta fondle the gobbajewels, lookin like a gobbafool ✌🏻😶‍🌫️