person: what you listening to?
me: a podcast
person: what’s it about?
my brain:
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
me: muuuuurder
The mine vs. the mill.
Coal vs. steel.
The state vs. the city.
Y’all vs. yinz.
Pepperoni rolls vs. Primanti Bros.
Good vs. evil.
West Virginia vs. Pitt.
#BackyardBrawl is back.
*ran into a guy at disneyworld*
Both of us simultaneously: “ope sorry!”
*pause and look at each other*
Him: “Illinois”
Me: “Nebraska”
*he high fives me*
~midwestern things~