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[Carter ✨ @KydKarter]

Felt cute 🥰

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você está estudando e não entende nem o título.

[min. ᓭི༏ᓯྀ ˖ ࣪ . @P1NKPALAIS]

people used to release live albums and concerts……………………….. @Beyonce

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[sir roć lee ®️ @alifrm24th]

Notice how there isn’t a recall on candy corn

[Nela 𝜗𝜚 @yonela___]

me at 8am sharp at work:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

do I love sleep? yes.
do I go to sleep on time? no.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

“i’ll just get gas in the morning”

- a fool

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

NO BAD DAYS IN SEPTEMBERRRRRR

[josie 𑣲. @josiesdulac]

melanie got smoke for everyone but that serial liar

[💎TheHandsomeLifee💎 @IamAKL]

Cashier:

Would you like to donate $1 to St. Jude’s Hospital?

Me:

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

Summoned her ass like Thor to his hammer. Iktr. 😭😭

[❦ @niy4hq]

who told them we wanted full context for gabe’s dumping

[🂡 @jusbetweeting]

Melanie do you trust Sincere? #loveislandusa

Melanie:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I put “😬” this is what I mean.

[Téz ☆ @tezillionaire]

Nobody:
Black girls on Sept 1st:

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Black people will have their own meeting after the staff meeting

[Cliff @fordrevo]

im literally like this giggling and liking every single zendaya gif post

[💎💋 @alxncu26]

said i wasn’t gonna be late to work today after being late every day this week. today i was the latest.

[VP Kamala Mamba Harris @beaucoupbougee]

Flight Attendant - What would you like to drink?

Me at 5am - VODKA SODA

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Oh y’all are getting creative now, LMFAO 😭