Kyiore

31 // He/Him // ''Kyiore'' or a name that starts with ''Ky-'' in most games. MMORPGs are my jam. Current addiction: @FF_XIV_EN

[Kyiore @Kyiore_]

"Fate can be cruel, but a smile better suits a hero."

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[turbomander @turbomander]

I don’t need a spell slot to cast hold person, come here bro 🫂

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[jake @ComradeJak3]

It's amazing that even 120 years ago people ascribed "I can has cheeseburger" dialect to cats

[Kyiore @Kyiore_]

@MattJuliano @lance_murrell And when did you serve?

[Kin Knows Ball @_24kin]

Reminder, May is Military Appreciation Month and November is Veterans and Military Families month

The people who post this stuff don’t know these things because they don’t actually care about the military, they just hate gay people

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

FUCK U AND FUCK ICE

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Kyiore @Kyiore_]

@tufdave

[Kyiore @Kyiore_]

@frozenaesthetic Front left, keys, back left phone, back right wallet, front right misc.

[Shrek @Shrek]

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

Lv 1 .

[Kyiore @Kyiore_]

@scatt3rbr4in Told the client to fuck the self.
Kept job.
W

[Kyiore @Kyiore_]

@SajuukCor1 @NoMansSky WHAT A REFERENCE LMAOOOOO

[Kyiore @Kyiore_]

@Swag_K1RBY Calefreedoming

Like a fucking shitpost name you would see in an MMO. I love it.

[Kyiore @Kyiore_]

@MrMacDaddyMcFly @KaggyFilms Dibs? Lmao