Tom Byrne

“That’s a load bearing yak you’re shaving.“ Forensic Cryptoscatologist @ The Fruit Company. He/Him

[Tom Byrne @Kylar]

Today marks 71 years since I started at Apple in 2006.

[Tom Byrne @Kylar]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
UDP.
UDP Who?

[Tom Byrne @Kylar]

@corinnehsp That’s how you know your book is amazing when your characters take on a life of their own.

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@corinnehsp I honestly don’t think I knew that chaps with an ass was even a possibility.

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@RobotMakerGirl Hard no.

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@EleanorMorton Outlander meets Seinfeld. Go.

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@barenakedladies Odds Are, $1000000, Old Apartment, Am I the only One.

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Every day is Anxiety Awareness Day if you have anxiety.

[Tom Byrne @Kylar]

I don’t remember there being ⁦@barenakedladies⁩ Albums named Asian Kick or Hot-Honey Garlic. Although if there were, I would definitely buy them.

[Stephen Robles @stephenrobles]

In addition to huge changes regarding the App Store EU and cloud gaming apps globally, iOS 17.4 is also bringing native transcription support for Apple Podcasts! Stay tuned for more…

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Tom Byrne @Kylar]

@LitMoose I'm celebrating Hot Cat Summer.

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Hey @VancityReynolds - I'm trying to prove that not all Canadians know each other. Can you confirm that we don't know each other? (And specifically that we didn't get together to watch the filthy Bruins beat the Canucks in 2011?)

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@NHLhistorygirl I literally LOVE your posts. Keep it up.

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@NHLhistorygirl I’ll always think that @PKSubban1 should have been the voice and face of the @NHL. Not recognizing the personalities that draw people in has long been a failing.

[Tom Byrne @Kylar]

@lemire The first time I switched to a SSD I was blown away, same thing. A small increase across millions is huge.

[Tom Byrne @Kylar]

Today’s Cocktail: The Michael Scott. Scotch & Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like Scotch.

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@antonnewcombe @EarthQuakerDev @LEVITATION Any chance you still have this Levitation and want to part with it?

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@engineering_bae Hakone Gardens in Saratoga, CA: https://t.co/6nmxjZpawj

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@BentleyAudrey “Sphincter”

[Tom Byrne @Kylar]

I just heard a sound and told my 12 year old “That sounds just like the Emergency Broadcast System” from TV. He looked confused and said “what?!” They don’t know. None of them know. Oh sweet summer children.