Cucker Tarlson

I don't handle pressure well. Please don't yell.

[Cucker Tarlson @Kyle07316815]

Biden, if you cancel all student loan debt to get the vaccine...Maybe I'll think about it.

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@thehill Let's hope it doesn't get to the point.

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@StacieHARRISO12 @JeffBoehlke @thehill

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@CecilyTynan Headed?

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@ParquetPride17 @StBasil215 @MoooseSZN He'll be dealt to LA or NY by then.

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@ParquetPride17 @StBasil215 @MoooseSZN I don't think he mentioned Embiid.

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@ProCityHoops Me: Nobody will ever be able to convince me to root for LeBron.
KD: Hold my beer.

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@WulfePh @cnnbrk They probably would've shot the "maniac" so he wouldn't kill a whole bunch of people. Founding Fathers weren't pussies.

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@BroadStHockey Yeah. Last year we didn't have hockey. I'm just gonna enjoy now, win or lose.

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@ThePhillyPod Whenever Jordan wouldn't win the MVP, he turned around and won the chip. Just saying.

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Let us not forget the #WarOnDrugs was always a war against black men.

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@JoeGiglioSports Yeah. Jalen Hurts can just pass it to himself. 🤡

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Just thinking that 3 game sweep of the Braves might've been fools gold. #Phillies #HereTheyCome

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Footage of Eric Nelson discussing carbon monoxide with retired medical examiner today in court.

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@reallygraceful I'm not gonna say I didn't have a few alcoholics as teachers myself, but...weird...

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@reallygraceful The teacher who's also an opioid addict. What school district is this?

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@PhallonXOXO Females clapping back and saying dudes are lying about doing anything if they see a dude beating a woman. Let's see how many females will openly admit how they would laugh if they see a woman run over a dude's legs with her car.

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Steven Crowder is somewhere right now trying to debunk this. #ThePeoplevTheKlan

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Wouldn't it be easier for female "pick me" to just grab a banana and deep throat it on PornHub than to speak up for men?

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@OmarStrange2 @PhallonXOXO How you think Scottie ended up with her?