Kyle Samuel

Comedy is ok, but Clown is more difficult • 💍 @nataliedelc • guitar for @allgetout • Software Engineer

[Kyle Samuel @KyleAllenSamuel]

I'm just over here having my Brian Eno phase at 28

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Seeing that Knicks win reminds me of my favorite Lou Reed song.

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

I’ve been a Knicks fan for 14 long days, so tonight was very special for me personally

[Kyle Samuel @KyleAllenSamuel]

Basketball is the greatest sport

[Kyle Samuel @KyleAllenSamuel]

Phewww I’m sweating

[Kyle Samuel @KyleAllenSamuel]

Going down in history as “the Seinfeld Game”

[Chris Duel @ChrisDuel]

It's the 1993-94 season and Wake Forest has a promising young freshman named Tim Duncan. Also on that team is a back-up sophomore guard named Stacey Castle. Tim Duncan would go on to college and NBA greatness. While the NBA wasn't in Stacey Castle's future, fatherhood was.

In 2004, Stacey's son Stephon Javonte Castle was born. You know the rest.

#Spurs #SanAntonio #WakeForest #TimDuncan #StephCastle #StephonCastle #NBA #NBAFinals #GoSpursGo #PorVida

[Seer @mise_en_seer]

They’ve been really milking this franchise dry ever since Ingmar Bergman passed away

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Courtside at MSG is funny because it’s like beloved former Knicks star from the ‘90s next to an insanely famous actor next to the CEO of a company that turns orphans into AI data center liquid coolant.

[Kyle Samuel @KyleAllenSamuel]

Having the NBA Finals kick off the inevitable blowback to decades of regressive, austerity politics would be delicious.

[QE Infinity @StealthQE4]

This goes deeper than just the Knicks losing.

America is slowly becoming unhinged, frustrated by inflation and lower living standards.

Inflation is now higher than wage increases. Each week everyone falls further and further behind.

[Ian Grant @ian__grant]

very likable Knicks team but when you’ve got Howard Lutnick Rahm Emanuel Mike Bloomberg and Donald Trump there rooting you on you deserve to lose

[Kyle Samuel @KyleAllenSamuel]

The Knicks Hamilton edit floating around may actually be more damning than Trump's attendance

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[c ☆ @tintafey]

every day gets more 30 rock

[Bells Beach @YaaaaaaHeyyyy]

LMBOOOOOO.

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

she’s so effing fab sorry

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

US professional sports are really useful because they constitute one of the most "vulgar" capitalist scenarios imaginable: workers very transparently create *all* the value in these leagues where ownership very transparently does *nothing* but control the means of production

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Kyle Samuel @KyleAllenSamuel]

Red letter day

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

25% of employed American women return to work within two weeks

Childcare costs as much or more than rent

Home ownership is a pipe dream for most

Inflation is through the roof

We’re living in the era of mass layoffs

In short: its not candy crush brother

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

Richmond Virginia is the most beautiful city unfortunately its city planner was a drunk toddler playing rollercoaster tycoon