Kyle A. Ashmore

NYC | Finance | Economics | I Tweet. Recently named 'World's Slowest Eater'

[Kyle A. Ashmore @KyleAshmore]

@NJTRANSIT why are you summit and Dover lines so messed up? You update schedules due to the work being done on the track, meanwhile your trains are blowing past the stops they’re supposed to make. PEOPLE HAVE JOBS GUYS

[Kyle A. Ashmore @KyleAshmore]

LIRR: we’re experiencing train delays. We are running 10 minutes behind

NJT: we’re experiencing train delays. You will never see your loved ones again.

#LIRR #NJT #NJTFAILS

[Kyle A. Ashmore @KyleAshmore]

@NJTRANSIT your new slogan should be “NJ Transit, where we make your long commute even longer!” Constant delays, cancelations, and power outages. At this point, I think it might be safer and more reliable crossing the Hudson on the back of a donkey. #NJT #NJTFAILS