Kyle Bastean

Big Booty Ho

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

Do the interns get glocks?

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

#HoldTheDoor

[Kenz @kenzietrezise]

"You don't have to like your family, but you have to love them" becomes irrelevant when you're related to Trump supporters.

[Kenz @kenzietrezise]

If you go to Perkin's with eight people, they hide you all away in your own room so nobody else has to deal with you.

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

@zeldoodle this statement is precisely why. Good day. I SAID GOOD DAY!

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Singer Prince has died at his Paisley Park estate in Minnesota at the age of 57, his publicist tells AP https://t.co/WaQ41iykbe

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

David Bowie, Alan Rickman and now Prince. Fuck this, I'm fucking done.

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

@mandajdoucette Even med students get mulligans right??

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

State-specific memory requires me to be highly caffeinated at all times so that I don't forget my own name or to breathe...also fine dining

[george watsky @gwatsky]

Maybe socialism is a dirty word... But it turns me on

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

@marissaRmilano not sure why everyone is crying over a rapist with a jump shot...

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

@halfmilekenzie that looks like a damn good time...dammit the old got me too!

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

@marissaRmilano Cargo shorts? Reef Sandals? Oakleys? (Are they on the back of his head upside down?) Watch that looks like a manhole cover?

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

@bekkuhbrown

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

May all 93 of your meetings go well today! #ParksandRec

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

@PaytenDull Yes.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donate any amount and get your free #BirdieSanders sticker before they're gone! https://t.co/r9O0D7j2k0

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

@marissaRmilano https://t.co/ZyRCgSdoTA

[Kyle Bastean @KyleBastean]

@halfmilekenzie GODDAMMIT TUBBS! THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS