Kyle Boenitz

Dad, Husband, News producer turned Dental practice manager, Longhorn, Giants fan, TV watcher, Occasional video gamer, Grammar stickler and Oxford Comma hater

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@SharpClarkeNFL I was just wondering if QBs have a “magic” word to actually snap the ball if they see something with the defense

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@SharpClarkeNFL Does this include QB sneaks?

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@SharpClarkeNFL Hey wait a second…

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@SharpClarkeNFL Did you lose your period key?

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@taldbch Yes. I am hypnotized 😵‍💫

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@JohnLitzler Not like anyone is gonna see it anyways

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@SharpClarkeNFL I can only theorize that the “Red Mirage” is causing a lot of money to come in on Trump. This happens every election cycle

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@JohnLitzler HYYYYYPPPEEEE

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@SharpClarkeNFL Well well well

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“I definitely have a plan, but why don’t you tell me your plan and I’ll see if it matches my plan.”

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“There is no state where it is legal to kill a baby after it is born.”

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@JackByrom Everything he says gives off “I did no research but damnit, I’m going to do this presentation anyways” energy

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@SharpClarkeNFL Harris. Donald Trump is the biggest threat to democracy and American freedom I’ve seen in my lifetime. Also, Christian Nationalism is a huge issue and Project 2025 scares the shit out of me.

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Thank you for this non-update

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Today, we were supposed to rent a UHaul but couldn’t because of a “nationwide outage.” Now Spectrum is out across the state, meaning we’re dead at the office. WTF is going on?

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I just can’t believe we’re at this point. In order to keep a convicted felon out of the White House, we have to elect a geriatric man who can hardly piece together a sentence and looks like he won’t even be able to stand 4 years from now.

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@SharpClarkeNFL Wiggler, is and always has been, a mild-mannered forest creature who just got a little upset when someone would jump on his head.

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Another coach scared to play Texas 🤘🏻

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Breaking: Jim Harbaugh is leaving Michigan to accept the head coaching job with the Los Angeles Chargers, sources tell ESPN.

The Chargers get their man while the national champions now have a head-coach opening.

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Back to back! 🏐🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

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Texas now in the CFP