Dirk Diggler

ive been in over 500 walk in coolers

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

When you get home from the bar blacked and throw some thanksgiving leftovers in the microwave

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Wednesday, they're not fucking around today but....neither are you......if you don't sell your soul......you got nothing to worry about

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

Well Ladies, if Hillary wins, I'm sure Bill The First Lady will have plenty of internship opportunities #DNCinPHL #DNCConvention

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

Bill Clinton almost got impeached for lying under oath if anyone forgot that. No shortage of trustworthiness in that family #DNCinPHL

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

Who's gonna be in town over spring break ?

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

@Liz_Bro 618 520 5080

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

@Liz_Bro text me

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

Going trap shooting on the Mississippi River outside of cdale. Text me for details if you want in 🔥🔫

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

Shoop is currently at the dorms drinking #savage

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

So pumped for Chicago this Saturday

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

Who's gonna be in Carbondale over break ?

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

You can't break a water filled condom on your head but yet some guys still claim they need magnums 😂 #falsehope

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

I recommend spending 90 minutes of your time and watching the Slingshot documentary on Netflix

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

Anybody in Carbondale wanna head to Gander Mountain with me ?

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

First 20 minutes of thanksgiving break is great then mom starts having that pre party meltdown

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

When your ex tries to see how you're doing https://t.co/0EL9Pol7ha

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

If you like cosmetic surgeries and medical stuff. Add therealdrmiami on snapchat. That shit is intense 😷

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Namaste Motherfuckers.......time to sling dick!

[Dirk Diggler @KyleBrauer]

Damn, this could come in handy https://t.co/n8TrBQPTeV

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

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