If I'm worthy of making it to the pearly gates, here will be my first requests:
1. I would like to see my friends and family
2. I would like a screening of George Lucas's sequel trilogy
Patrons and Staff of Cats Corner & the Athens community. We have parted ways with our general manager, as we do not condone this type of behavior. We look forward to ensuring the safety of our staff and customers, as this is very important to us as owners. -Randy and Jason
Cashier at Michaels: "Wow, this lei will go great with your eyes. Ever heard that one before?"
Me: "Well thank you, I've never heard that one before."
Cashier: "I can get away with saying that because I'm an old lady."
#liveyourbestlife
@realDonaldTrump you underestimated the power of the American people, even though you mentioned you would use "unlimited power" to stop them. Sound familiar?
I wonder how the world would be if Blockbuster took the deal of buying out Netflix. There would be so many more movie options, plus the ability to rent video games. #paralleluniverse
Some #Madden20 players are soft. I've played 2 games online in the last 30 minutes and both opponents quit before the 1st half was even over. #FinishWhatYouStart
Been trying to decide who's Buccanneers jersey I should get. Signs may be pointing me to @MikeEvans13_. I've been ballin' out using a creamsicle 13 bowling ball for some time now.
#FireTheCannons