Kyle “DC” Strokenfinger

Loving father of 3, reluctant father of 1, Melvin H. King Middle School product, 2007 American Idol quarterfinalist, SABRlions skeptic, Paul Sewald enthusiast

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Thomas Santana’s girlfriend rn

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Just logged 10 straight clash royale wins after not opening the app in 2 months. Supercell playing chess whilst I play checkers. #thatshowtheygetchu

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Nothing worse than getting berated in a groupchat mid lecture. Just gotta sit there and take it to the face

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Everytime I check back in on the NBA and MLB teams be wearing some retarded fruity ass pastel highlighted looney tunes jerseys. Barry Bonds would’ve roid-raged the fuck out of Oracle Park if he saw this in his locker for a Friday night game against the Rockies

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@wheredatartsat Bad list. I’ve got Thomas Santana at my 1. He’ll prob ignore her when he gets shelled or something… just a wild guess

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Do we think Synergy has a warehouse with a bunch of midgets who spend 20 hours a day clipping college baseball games? #foodforthought

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Sources say Tate Evans is the greatest there ever was. Sources are correct.

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@MikeLob80085 @HaroldMuckton @MLB @Rangers Tetas

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Can someone graph the marginal utility of a fourloko on a weekend night for me?

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@DivotDiplomat @LazLocks 2/4 not to bad bro bro

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@paulgibson6767 Well said Paul ( see my bio)

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@HaroldMuckton @CULionsBaseball @BCBirdBall Was just boutta check in on you big guy. Hope ur ok

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I hate nipple chafing #fahhhh

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@HaroldMuckton @ChadTufano Crazy sideplot going on in the B-verse: everyone hates @ChadTufano

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Penn’s bullpen when it comes to blowing double digit leads in the late innings and losing game 1 in hysterical fashion #runcashers

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@LeightonPennys That shit straight out of looney tunes

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Chipotle’s vinaigrette sauce has versatility so reliable that I can only compare it to that of Ben Zobrist in 2016. Cheers

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@MikeLob80085

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Jack Rickheim in the most miserable town in America

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Ladies and gentlemen: the Cornell pitching staff