Kyle Demetrius

-The Pope of Chili Town -smoke meth and hail Satan -Used to kill it over at @lockedonsharks

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

With the Sharks becoming good right before our eyes, and the rebuild ending soon, I think it’s time for a Daily Random Shark.

This way we won’t forget where we came from, or who we had to endure.

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

The Avs got swept 4 days ago by a 39 win team lol

Are the chart guys just pretending Buffalo wasn’t good anymore? Was Tampa not a legit team? How does winning a competitive Atlantic make them frauds? Such fucking boring uninventive 2026 hot take click bait garbage

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

i’m not sure we’ve ever seen this level of fraudulence exposed to this degree in the conference final

[Matt Drake @DrakeMT]

Jaroslav Halak repping Jakub Dobes!

ACCUEILLONS. NOS. CANADIENS.

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@Lily4Sharkies Yeah and an account like yours isn’t the issue. New fans are awesome, especially ones in hot and off time zone countries.

If you go look at replies/QT’s it’s all the “fans” that showed up to sexualize two teenagers this season that are spouting off. It’s plagued SJ badly

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

Being online for SJ now means you have to deal with “WillMack7590” fan accounts that started watching hockey yesterday

“Should SJ extend him” doesn’t mean letting him go, he still has a year on his rookie contract, this would be early extension, a normal question. Exhausting

[Locked on Sharks @LockedOnSharks]

Will Smith is eligible for a contract extension on July 1st. Should the #SJSharks look to extend him?
🦈 Is Lucas Raymond the perfect comp?
🦈 Bridge, long-term, or wait for Smith?
🦈 Predicting a contract extension

📺 https://t.co/ro8PBapp7A
🎧 https://t.co/xsVablwFgw

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@IDtheJC That’s the risk. He can walk himself to FA early. Or does he wait and sign a big fat contract after another good offensive season (and hopefully defensive improvement)

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@mackwinged Term yes probably. Money is much less. Which I think will bear (bare?) out.

I do wonder if Smith wants that 4 year extension that walks him to FA rather than longer, which was in vogue recently

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

New fans are great! It’s so cool to see people discover hockey/Sharks. I’ve answered lots of beginner questions and it’s fun to see a persons fandom grow

The sexualization of 2 teenagers, stalking, and the fact these new “fans” don’t care about SJ hockey is what’s not on

[Mario @kazuyatheme]

@KyleDemetrius What's the big deal? So what some girls like the players a lot? If they're new fans you could just welcome them instead of being a jerk

[x - Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

Larry Robinson illumine le Centre Bell pour le match 6!

Larry Robinson lights up the Bell Centre for Game 6!

#GoHabsGo

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

Don’t know how anyone can watch this and think any other building/team comes close to Montreal. Absolutely electric

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

There’s nothing like Habs fans at the Bell Centre for a playoff game 🔥

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

It was a jam play at the net lol

You’re telling me every goal line plunge under the pack in the NFL is clearly seen and not needing 100 replays? Come on

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

I enjoy watching hockey, but this sport will never gain the mainstream popularity it so desperately desires when people watching on TV cant see/tell when the teams score.

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@Homersampson The sharks also badly need secondary scoring outside of Mack. The Sharks record without him getting a point is abysmal. The D is a glaring hole but the offence isn’t anywhere close to complete

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@gritsngravy777 Yeah so Ivar it is!

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

With the Sharks 2OA pick, people should remember the rule of cool.

Ivar is a way cooler name to cheer for than Chase, paw patrol ass name

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@RlNTAKYU I’m guessing it’s “Ee-var” not “Eye-var” with
the inflection going up on the R?

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@pharlooming Mountain that goes Kling is hilarious.

It makes sense historically they’d be nature based, probably mixed with occupational surnames and hereditary “son of” names

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

Ivar Stonemountain

Case closed, draft him

[Freddson @Freddson_no1]

@KyleDemetrius nd Stenberg in Swedish is a combination of the words sten=stone and berg=mountain, so his last name in English is basically Stonemountain😊

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@VinnieP3912 You get a top 5 dman in the league under 30 years old and than can take a Carels at 5. It’s the rangers that would never do this

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

This is the quickest yes from SJ you have ever seen

[Brandon @TealCoug]

Who says no?
#TheFutureIsTeal #NYR #NHL

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@KodyCampbell11 The deal was 10 pieces for 1!

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@Cbox89 This is just a fun hypothetical lol

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

@JW_eats_plastic Haha there’s no way the Rangers would do this. It’s just too lopsided