Kyle Evans

This isn’t where I parked my car

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Can AI regulate AI?

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Accidentally clicked on the Garage Band app on my iPhone and literally took me 15 minutes to close it

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Ali Larter and Brigette Wilson could’ve played sisters in a movie

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Does Elias even want to improve this team? Or does he just like being a GM with trading and drafting power?

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Getting platonically ghosted hurts

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@popofansports I would trade Creed Willems, JT Quinn, and one more prospect to Giants for Arraez and Brubaker

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Hopefully the O’s are targeting Dee Kennedy in this draft

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“I don’t want AI to take away jobs!”

*been using self-checkout for ten years*

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Wizards should trade Anthony Davis for Chet Holmgren

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I hate any video on FB that asks “what do you notice?” Just tell us what is odd about it instead of me guessing

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What should be the bobblehead policy at MLB stadiums?

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Both sides need to stop redrawing districts at random times

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Doctor: you need to lose weight

*goes to gym*

*ramps it up when needs a new challenge*

*gets hurt, needs to rest*

*gains weight*

Doctor: you need to lose weight

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Gabriela Jaquez reminds me of a Labubu

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Would love for the Ravens to target Michael Trigg in the third round

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I always feel like Neve Campbell and Parker Posey should play sisters in a movie

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Would Ben McCollum take the UNC job if offered?

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The wait to get through TSA lines is now taking longer than the trip

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Ok I think we have officially reached our tipping point with the Kelce family. Why are we reporting that Donna is renovating her home?

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Just finished Jury Duty season 1 and almost cried at how great a person Ronald is