Garland

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

@DynastyDadFF Pick one .5 ppr odunze, josh downs, QJ, Carson Steele

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

@DreamsofaOwl @AlexCaruso Who is gonna tell him

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

I was not put on this earth to take flattering gov’t photos… between my passport, drivers license, ID cards…. I’m batting .000

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Rob Gronkowski was Mic’d up on Sunday while he was trying to reach his $1M in incentives.

"If I don’t get the seventh catch, I have to go get a real job."

Tom Brady got the message and made sure to get him the ball. 💰💰

(via @NFLFilms)

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

I just got cut in line by Louis C.K. at fucking BP in cold spring.

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

@jillianschuster Still!?

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

These New Years specials just get cringier and cringier

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

Hoping y’all Christmas is merry af

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

Man, it’s weeks like this that really make you appreciate soup. S/o to soup.

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

@MarkMatKis They called cover-0 all out blitz on 3rd & 10 with 10 secs left when the raiders needed a touchdown to win. Either Gase wanted to lose the game or he wants to lose his job. Either one I’m happy with tbh.

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

@MarkMatKis Hit me with it

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

Sometimes my imagination be moving wayyy faster than reality

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

@feenyxo bunny ears til I die 🐰

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

@dcavv

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

@akaraqi My b I’ll @ you next time

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

Delete your Twitter and follow your intuition

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

@torourke1017 @MilesMeltz @MarkMatKis Isiah Thomas

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry but I guess you know now ...

[Garland @KyleGTanner]

@AmanDeswal10 @Seahawks @Prez @12s No one is saying he doesn’t deserve the money, I just don’t think that throwing a social temper tantrum is the way to get what you want.