Kyle Gress

names Kyle, but my friends call me daddy

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

5-10-2020 8lbs8oz 20.5 inches tall born at 11:21am my adorable little boy Hudson Edward Gress, meet the world❤️ I love you so much.

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

Bout to put a snow plow on my truck.

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

Sharing because I’m excited, MY BUSINESS COMES UP FIRST ON GOOGLE. when you search for water heater repair one simi I’m number 1 before the shit companies I used to work for. And I didn’t pay a dime. I’m so happy.

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

I think all 90’s babies grandmas were/are short curly haired. Who agrees?

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

I literally couldn’t imagine not being a dad, it’s so fulfilling. Like what do 25 year olds do that don’t have kids..? The excuse of “oh my education, or my career” is bullshit I started a successful company after I had my first son. I’m so blessed.

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

I’m pretty sure within the last week I’ve gotten 4 hours of sleep..

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

Happy mothersday Hudson is coming today actually any minute now!

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

Mav was watching tv and the kid was eating a bat..

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

Get my art printed on awesome products. Support me at Redbubble #RBandME: https://t.co/kG3rR4LJT0 #findyourthing #redbubble

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

holy shit

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

I have cleaning ladies at my house and I feel so bougie 🤣😜

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

Loyalty.

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

A woman’s body is so incredible.

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

Living in 93065 with a pregnant fiancé and my 2 year old son, this scares the fuck out of me. STAY THE FUCK HOME, WEAR A FUCKING MASK. You trying to make yourself look cool isn’t worth my child’s life you dumb millennials. Idc if “it’s all made up”, what if it’s not.

[VCscanner @VCscanner]

Updated COVID-19 numbers for Ventura County as of 4/21/20 at 12:00 PM:
- 443 cases (+15)
- 230 recovered (+8)
- 13 deaths (+0)

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

The whole worlds on summer vacation, meanwhile I’m still out here plumbing America. #EssentialWorkers

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

My little dude made for a good ad❤️

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

Britt has a pair of pj shorts that are 528 years old litterally and I’ve told her to get rid of them for 5 years and they finally ripped and she blamed me saying I ripped them cause I want her to throw them away, like no they ripped because they were made before dinosaurs.

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

I get it shits bad but if I hear “pandemic” one more time I’m gunna lose it.

[Kyle Gress @KyleGress920]

@bmxnow Did you say dick pound..?