Kyle Guffey

Songwriter, Composer, Producer by night. Sync licensing pro by day. 🎶 Putting music to picture & patiently waiting for the trombone emoji. She/her.

[Gnome Anne May Perceive Me @annethegnome]

Working at the public library, people would show up in the direst circumstances, begging for support, deep in the belief that there must have been some sort of misunderstanding, that their society wouldn’t abandon them on their moment of need, and it was devastating every time.

[Jensen McRae @Jensen_McRae]

hey so I think it’s important to remember that just because someone dreams of being an artist doesn’t mean they dream of being famous, & being a talented hardworking musician doesn’t mean you’re asking to be a celebrity!!!!

[Kyle Guffey @KyleGuff]

@arrant_annarchy Okay, yes ma’am

[Kyle Guffey @KyleGuff]

Should I return to youtube? My modern take is less polished, more arranger focused between songwriter shit, and occasionally I’ll reveal that HOME REMEDIES FOR SPOTTED LANTERN FLIES DONT WORK, THEY SIMPLY SCAMPER. If you can’t use the shoe, use the spray.

[Kyle Guffey @KyleGuff]

@brauntosaur Finally got it, my bad, just different now 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kyle Guffey @KyleGuff]

@brauntosaur LOVE that you have this. I do with my mom and it’s just wonderful. If you ever see this cuz apparently I no longer have access to “submit” as a function

[Kyle Guffey @KyleGuff]

My landlord is amazing however her neighbor sucks and so now I need to tell my amazing landlord that her neighbor is letting his trees BREAK MY FENCE AND INFEST ME WITH BABY LANTERN FLIES

[Kyle Guffey @KyleGuff]

Fellow short people! You know how tall people give us the head tilt down like a parent or do the bird stance to intimidate us. What’s your go to scary form? Chin tilt? Eyebrow? Widen and growl? What are we talkin here?

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

Shot:

Supreme Court Justice John Roberts in the "Chevron" decision: "Perhaps most fundamentally, Chevron’s presumption is misguided because agencies have no special competence in resolving statutory ambiguities. Courts do."

Chaser:

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

For the past four years it’s been my job - nay, my PLEASURE - to be the tweeter behind the @OKWildlifeDept account. This is my final post.

It’s been my absolute honor to roast and ratio some of you into the ground in the name of science. Let’s take a trip down memory lane: 🧵

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Feels kind of silly to have to say this but damage to property is not violent. Shooting college students in the face with rubber bullets is extremely violent however. Hope that helps

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

five people died and six were wounded when British soldiers fired into an angry mob of American colonists and we call that The Boston Massacre

100 dead and 700 injured Palestinians waiting for food though? “chaotic incident”

so sick of this

[Pelham @Resist_05]

“I’m Israeli, Basil Is Palestinian and in two days, we will go back to a land where we are not equal”…

I’m living under civilian law, Basil is living under military law…🇮🇱🇵🇸

[Kyle Guffey @KyleGuff]

Tried to login to @Avid cuz I want Sibelius on my new computer, forgot my password, went to reset my password & it can't be reset (no reason given), was instructed to input my password?? And now I'm locked out from too many login attempts...like guys? Seriously, get it together.

[Kyle Guffey @KyleGuff]

My “yes all men” hot take is that all men are good at foosball

[Kyle Guffey @KyleGuff]

Is anyone else just being completely ignored by the @bmi revise works department?

[Kyle Guffey @KyleGuff]

My boyfriend’s playing Baulder’s Gate & not seeing/ignoring my very funny texts (fair)

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Normally wouldn’t care but since we’re in a time where the work of a writer is being devalued everyday, all those scenes you think are adlib or improv, most of the times are not. Dialogue changes up to the second of shooting. That’s why writers are needed on set.