Kyle Jensen

Mr. J to a bunch of 7th graders. 👨🏻‍🏫

[Kyle Jensen @KyleJJensen]

@shanebacon Newborns are the best alarms. I told my wife I got the night shift all week.

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

The National Weather Service is now forecasting Death Valley to soar up to 131°F (55°C), which, if recorded by a weather station, would be the highest temperature ever reliably recorded on Earth.

[deepfriedegg @deep_fried_egg]

One of these days someone will sign an incorrect scorecard and Rory will get his 5th major.

[deepfriedegg @deep_fried_egg]

Wyndham Clark is Rory McIlroy with Michael Block’s short game.

[Kyle Jensen @KyleJJensen]

Ambush marketing for the final round…@NoLayingUp

[Kyle Jensen @KyleJJensen]

Bringing out the hoses for Sunday…@NoLayingUp

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

It’s perfect.

[Kyle Jensen @KyleJJensen]

@kclairerogers US Open fit

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

This really is our own Succession finale. In retrospect, it seems obvious. And yet still shocking.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

So, you preach loyalty to a tour and convince guys not to take 8 and 9 figure deals based, in part, on that loyalty and, in part, on the source of the money. Then those guys find out on Twitter YOU took the very same money?

Nino Brown, “Always business, never personal.”

[Tron Carter @TronCarterNLU]

Jay Monahan is Tom Wambgans. After all of his bluster, his 9/11 stuff…to sit there next to Yasir on CNBC trying to spin this as victory for the tour (regardless of how much money is involved) instead of resigning on the spot. That 4pm players meeting is gonna be the thunderdome.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

I'm sure Rory is pleased with the Tour rolling him out week after week to fight its battle so that, in the end, Phil, Brooks, Bryson and DJ could walk away with $500M and reunification with the league he defended.

[ESPN @espn]

HISTORY FOR ROSE ZHANG 🌹

She becomes the first player to win an LPGA event while making their professional debut since 1951 👏 #ThatsaW

[PGA Championship @PGAChampionship]

While Michael Block’s 2023 #PGAChamp chapter has come to an end, his story is just getting started.

He’ll be at Colonial Country Club next week for the Charles Schwab Challenge.

[PGA Championship @PGAChampionship]

MICHAEL. BLOCK. ACE.

#PGAChamp

[Elijah Carbajal @carbaeli]

Meghan Trainor won’t send her kids to school because of the rising gun violence. Fair point.

But… before cussing teachers, did she consider that teachers go to school every day, willing to sacrifice their own lives for kids like hers?

But ya know…f*** teachers, right?

[Kyle Jensen @KyleJJensen]

@Mr_Rablin What age group do you teach? My 7th graders fight me on any reading we do.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

THE CAT!!

[Kyle Jensen @KyleJJensen]

I feel slightly guilty for raising my son a Bills fan. #BillsMafia