Lyle Gordon

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

I’ve decided I’m gonna scream about politics into the void (https://t.co/SyOXBjc2AW) at this point

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

This dude is such a prick it’s unreal - but he’s ALSO disingenuous. If only there was a political party fighting against corporate pollution and climate change AND power usage from fuckass data centers 🤔

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

78 degrees??? Welcome to communism people! Hope you enjoy!

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

🗣️ MVP 🗣 MVP

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward]

Is Brunson the greatest Knick ever?

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

Cope harder, freak!!!!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Objectively this has to be the worst Nba title team of all time right?

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

One win away

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is proof it was Trump’s fault

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Couldn't agree more. We'll win this series on the court (even if the refs refuse to call a flagrant on Wemby), not by targeting, harassing, or attacking Spurs fans.

Knicks in 5.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Gotta be a top 5 NBA finish of all time but more importantly KNICKS!!!!!!!!!!

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

Insane thing to post considering the price of fuel for airlines (notably, not Pete’s fault) is the main reason Spirit couldn’t justify continuing to operate. But how dare Pete tweet something **three** years ago! You sure got him!

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

Nice job, Pete.

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

So… should she not say anything? Literally seen this braindead take like 20 times now - such unbelievable loser energy every time

[Pear Joseph @thepearjoseph]

It actually felt brave when Sinead O’Connor tore up a photo of the pope on SNL in 1992 or when the Dixie Chicks criticized Bush and the Iraq war in 2003. They were saying things that were considered controversial at the time and lost career opportunities & a huge portion of their fan bases. It took balls, and refusing to apologize after the backlash did too.

After a decade or more of this nonsense, I can’t believe we’re STILL expected to applaud celebrities for saying the most widely accepted and politically correct opinions at every single award show. Just completely meaningless.

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

Not that I don’t think this person is making a legitimate argument but for posterity… you won’t… fucking die if you’re unable to pay for a gun

These people are ghouls who get paid to post horrific and stupid takes on Twitter, to be clear!

[Yuri Bezmenov's Ghost @Ne_pas_couvrir]

We should post this every time it comes up.

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

“Speak English”

*doesn’t know how to spell god-forsaken”

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Hey Omar - Your hate for America has no place here.

If you can’t or don’t want to speak English here then go back to Somalia or whatever God-for-saken country you came from. You have no gratitude nor loyalty for the freedoms afforded here that we want to KEEP and that your sharia law will take away.

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

Thank god these journalists can hold people to account when it doesn’t matter and has no impact whatsoever. Kamala Harris will never recover from this one and secure the 2024 presidential nomination!!

[Alex Thompson @AlexThomp]

Q to Harris: Wasn't Biden’s refusal to recognize his own frailties the reason you faced a nearly impossible task?

Harris talks Trump & the reporter: "I want to interrupt you — b/c that is a world-class pivot, but it is not the question that I asked you."

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

“Republicans have taken Obamacare subsidies hostage to secure their billionaire tax cuts. I am dismayed that democrats won’t let them get what they want while ALSO shooting the hostage! :-(“

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

As a committed Democrat, I’m dismayed my party is playing chicken with the food security of 42M Americans.

I reject a political gamble that exposes a vulnerable constituency to widespread deprivation and chaos.

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

Ah yes, the US Economy! Famously just two people big! Also a cool argument on Twitter in… favor… of letting people starve to death?

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Actually, obligatory:

Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.

The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”

The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.

They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit.

The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”

The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.

Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing."

"That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"

[Lyle Gordon @KyleJordanMusic]

Quite literally imagine Joe Biden said he didn’t know why he pardoned somebody - I can literally hear the fuckass Fox News article about how we can’t have an incompetent president. I cannot believe this is who we’re letting destroy the count. We are so unserious.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

COLLINS: Today you pardoned the founded of Binance. Can you explain why you did that?

TRUMP: Which one was that?

COLLINS: The founder of Binance

TRUMP: I believe we're talking about the same person, because I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know. He was recommended by a lot of people.