Kal

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@Borderlands And now my game is unplayable. Thanks guys!

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@themusketeer I learned this past weekend after listening for several hours that the mayor on paw patrol is mrs puff from SpongeBob. So I think. (Bad guy potentially squidward)

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

Punk Rock Factory - How Far I'll Go (from Moana) ft. Steve Rawles https://t.co/jnjDVKs5r3 via @YouTube So since my daughter likes to watch her favorite Disney tracks via my YouTube Profile, the suggestion algorithm is hitting pretty different these days…

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

I feel sorry for women out by themselves. Girl sits down, overly aggressive guy next to her starts talking about how he wants to use chatgpt to “make him more proficient at work”. Dude is a power line electrician. Imagine trying to eat dinner after hearing that dumb shit.

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@themusketeer @80HD_Theatre @EliseMichelle Next time I have introduce you in a public setting do I have your permission to introduce you as “My older brother the salad guy?”

Me: “Oh for sure he practically INVENTED salad go ask him about it.”

[Ray Hudson @RayHudson]

Hells Bells & a bucket of blood!!!
They did again!! #Bengals
"Who Dey!Who Dey? Who dey gonna beat dem Bengals! Where dey gonna beat `em?In da Jungle!!!" & anywhere else ya wanna fight!
This is a gangster team & #Burrow is Al Capone!!!🤣🤯🕺🥰
#NFL #BengalsvsChiefs

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Welcome 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲, @Cristiano 🔴

#MUFC | #Ronaldo

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@themusketeer I’ve seen Ringo on multiple ‘Best drummers of all time’ lists. Does he make the list because he’s actually that good, or because he’s a Beatle?

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@ESPNFC @_Brit_Knee_

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@themusketeer Ever make you wonder how smart your ‘doctor’ actually is?

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@themusketeer Had to explain how WIFI worked to our father the other day so I can confirm.

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@Cheesecake $15 for a “generous” portion? For who? A cat?

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@OliviaBunch1 Mine does.

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

Pretty sure I’m crushing this whole bumble thing you guys...

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@GuiLz50 @chrisdelia Careful bro don’t set yourself up for a grand slam.

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@AndyRohrbacher @Bryce_Kraeling @Chazmanian_Devl My dad reintroduced himself to a girl I had been dating for a year because she dyed her hair.

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

Fun free date idea: Go down the courthouse in downtown Cincinnati and sit in on small claims court. Holy shit this is not at all disappointing.

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@GuiLz50 One time they found a dead body in a dumpster by where I work at and I played that song. No one appreciated my joke.

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

Sandstorm or any Red Hot Chili Peppers song @SavedByThe90s

[Kal @KyleKraeling]

@SavedByThe90s feeling this by blink 182 or enter sandman by Metallica