Kyle

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock I went to Howard and played football, I graduated 26 years ago and would not go back. Seeing that video reminded me of being through into the shower and down the running hill. I’d go back to college though!

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock Tom Cruise was at the game last night, and espn was running commercials for his new movie. Not a coincidence

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock in France they have 7up Mojito flavor. It’s amazing.

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock enough with the tomahawk chop, it just looks dumb and it’s always the whitest of the whitest fan base is doing it. Looking at you KC Cheifs

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock I stayed at the Mohican Treehouse Resort in Ohio this summer for a wedding. Ohio sucks but this was worth it.

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock You know those survival bracelets that every guy that owns a Jeep with a Punisher sticker and thinks he's on Seal Team 6 wear? They server a purpose in a survival situation, providing rope for traps, shelter, and fire starters.

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock Scott Phish Sucks! My Dad is a retired HOCO Cop & used to get a kick out of confiscating the med. grade nitrous in parking lot @ Phish shows. He'd take them & then empty it, the nut jobs would come running & try to suck up the nitrous while it emptied.

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

Ex-Turnstile guitarist Brady Ebert allegedly arrested for attempted murder https://t.co/PTRRXz4WE3 via @lambgoat @JSS98Rock

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock I was forced to rebrand myself thanks to all the Kyle memes, had to stop drinking monster

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock my bud got dragged on one of those are we dating the same guy groups. He broke up with a chick after two years and after paying for to rehab stints for her and she roasted him. Crazy chicks should be vetted.

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock My uncle's brewery got a cease and desist from the WWE for this beer label

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock On my street I have a HOA narc. He's a man who had a stoke, now rides up and down the street in he powered wheel chair and notes violations to report to the HOA. He also leaves notes on cars when you park on the street near his house, telling you to park elsewhere.

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock I worked with a guy who’s breath was so bad you could smell it across the room, it was so bad I would have to mouth breathe to avoid the stench especially if you were in a close quarters space with him

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock I’m a tackler, don’t have to take a punch if you just Ray Lewis, somebody to the concrete

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@wusa9 why are you guys broadcasting pro bull riding instead of the Ravens vs. the Browns?

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock without a doubt vaping is gonna be on the list of thing people won’t believe we did 50 years ago. They’ll think folks were crazy for wrapping your lips around something that has a USB port and a lithium battery and inhaling.

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock I I had an ex who was obsessed with seeking out blackheads on my back to the point that I think she enjoyed the fact that it would hurt me when she would dig out and pop them

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock I don’t love pickles, but I am always drinking pickle juice to help with hydration

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock my old roommate has blown out both Achilles tendons. The first time I was there, we were playing basketball and it sounded like a gun shot when it happened and he puked from the pain.

[Kyle @KyleKyle82]

@JSS98Rock The sound of my dog licking the floor when he’s nauseous trying to make himself throw up. It’s the constant licking makes me so angry.