Kyle “Big Dumbass” Masek

Metrology Engineer || TSU ‘18 B.S. Physics, SLU ‘21 M.S. Mechanical Engineering || If I were a quark, I'd be a Strange one || pfp by @veronicandjelly

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[Rocco Botte @rocco_botte]

I don’t have time to think about this stuff right now.

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

Kebab guy actually does care about me. One time my gf got a kebab with her coworker and bossman informed me of the incident

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Yacht Club Games @YachtClubGames]

Mina the Hollower has sold 500,000 copies! 🐭🕯️

Half a million Hollowers have descended into Tenebrous Isle, and we’re completely blown away.

Thank you for playing, sharing, reviewing, streaming, and believing in our haughty little mouse.

The adventure is just getting started!

[Gene Park @GenePark]

About to make this man my arch rival.

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

has any man ever been more vindicated?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Kyle “Big Dumbass” Masek @KyleMasek]

Donated to the Kickstarter for this game in 2021. It's finally out as of several days ago and if you type "CHB&UNDEADC" when you start a new save file you'll get to see my name in the game! A worthwhile investment, I think. 😁

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Jason Billingsley @MSUHitman]

@Bucky_cm I will never forget Geoff being the one to go on Fox News to challenge their guest about the claims she was making about Mass Effect.

https://t.co/mhi9JXpL0C

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

George Lucas did not script this moment. Warwick Davis and Watto became friends on set. This is their genuine reaction and it was so good that they kept it in the film

[Bert. @Bert_McSkreeenk]

Time travelling back to 2007 to show Kanye the Nazi he becomes and see how he reacts but he just says "nah that's AI" and I say "how the fuck do you know about that"

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️

(via @MLB)