Kyle Mattina

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[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

My fork just fell out of my pocket in class and made a loud noise, everyone looked at me as I exclaimed "oh no my fork"... I'm embarrassed

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

OH MINE GOD 😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT 😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS 🍆🍆... PRITHEE DELETE IT ❌❌! ‘LEST... THOU DESIRE TO LOOK? 😏😏 HAHA I JEST🤣🤣 DELETE IT 🛑... SHOULD THEE CRAVE??😳🙈...HAHA NAY❌ BANISH IT!🛑... ‘LEST?😏🙈

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

Don’t trip over someone that looks like a big mouth character

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

Post Melon make good music

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

@alicialynn371 Nah I let mine wash away one time and it just got stuck in the drain, you just gotta pick it up. Trust

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

When this is all over the first place I’m going to is Doyles. Lemme get a dollar coors and soccer sauce wings back on the grill, I know it comes with bleu cheese already so that’s fine. And Actually can I get another beer, this will be gone soon? Thank you

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

@allie_ramsay Terrible 😭😭

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

iMessage games are my hidden talent, don’t believe me ? Let’s duel loser

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

But I need a haircut

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

The 20s are definitely not roaring so far

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

Welp 22 sucks so far

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

This decade was soft

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

@RamesJichards You fool

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

The lead up to Christmas is better than actual Christmas Day, don’t @ me

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

I got the best friends

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

@kaylaritchings_ I can’t help who I really am

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🎤

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

@kaylaritchings_ @officialmiti I’ll glide across that thing no problem

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

A fat buzz is better than being drunk, don’t @ me I feel strongly about this one

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

Barstool basically called me out on this...

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nobody:

Dudes named Kyle:

@5thyear

[Kyle Mattina @KyleMattina]

I need a spork on my key chain, that would be convenient